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#1
First of all when I was very young, like 0 to 3, I remember believing the world was a dinosaur looking at a map o.O

Then when my mother told me that I was in her womb when I was born, I thought that she'd swallowed a seed and the seed grew in to me in her stomach...

I also believed that people only died in video games, up till I was about 6 O.O

So what about you, Pit? Be honest! DO IT!! XD
#3
I thought that when people got shot in the movies that they actually died. I rationalized this by believing that they probably hired people who were terminally ill or were gonna die anyway and so they put them to good use.

And I also read that Sonic could run super fast because of his sneakers. So I spray painted my shoes red and put a white line across them. It didn't work.
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#4
i used to think carpets were grown and harvested in South America.
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#10
I thought when you died in a video game you had to go out and buy another cartridge.
I also thought the film Mars Attacks was real and tried to convinve everyone to get ready for the invasion when I couldn't see any birds in the sky.
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#11
I thought when my parents were younger they lived in black and white times and colour wasn't invented then.
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#12
I thought girls peed out of their butt.
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#13
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I thought when my parents were younger they lived in black and white times and colour wasn't invented then.


i thought the same ****ing thing
#14
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I thought when my parents were younger they lived in black and white times and colour wasn't invented then.


Your parents must be young.
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#15
That Led Zeppelin was good.

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#17
I believed; girls didn't have penises, just balls hanging from the pelvic region. I believed that if something was on the floor in a clothing store (particularly women's jewelry) that it was free, so I shoplifted a lot. I thought China and japan were the same thing.
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#18
I thought girls also had penises and that babies were born out the anus.
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#19
I thought the Flintstones was based on my hometown and the people in it.

I thought that a Grim Reaper was called a Hooker and I would chase people with a stick yelling at them that "I am a hooker!"
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#20
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I thought girls also had penises and that babies were born out the anus.


The girls your father meet on the weekends have penises.
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#24
I thought there was a day between Monday and Tuesday called Bluiesday
I also thought California was an island and all the maps of it were outdated because there was a river near my house and I thought the river separated it from Nevada.
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#26
i thought my pretend friend lived in Fremantle prison and that it was a castle, then moved to a town house which turned out to be the asylum ..
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#27
I believed that the USA is a horrible sub-pixel on our Pale Blue Dot.

I still do.
#29
I used to think my dad was really tall when I was younger. He's 5'6.
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#30
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I used to think my dad was really tall when I was younger. He's 5'6.


I'm 5'6'' and I loom over people

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#31
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I'm 5'6'' and I loom over people

That's right LOOM.


I'm 6 ft and still growing.
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#32
I used to believe religous people sane and capable of holding a normal conversation.
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#33
I believed in god and that jesus died for my sins. I had a really ****ing messed up concept of what love was. I believed in all kinds of shit.
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#34
I actually used to believe that a real live cow lived in the milk cooler at the grocery store. An employee working in the cooler would overhear me and my mom talking about this while grocery shopping and thus would play along by mooing like a cow

Also, I used to believe that the food I ate fell down the length of my body and into drains in my feet.
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#35
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I actually used to believe that a real live cow lived in the milk cooler at the grocery store. An employee working in the cooler would overhear me and my mom talking about this while grocery shopping and thus would play along by mooing like a cow

Also, I used to believe that the food I ate fell down the length of my body and into drains in my feet.





Being a kid was fun.
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#36
Before I started kindergarten, I thought I had figured out addition before all of the other kids. For example:

2 + 5 = 25
3 + 3 = 33

I was kind of a pretentious dick about it, too.
#37
I used to think that chocolate milk only came from brown cows.

I also thought that after taking a bath, if I didn't escape the bathtub before all the water drained I would drain as well.
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#39
piss was stored in my nuts and that bread was made from potatoes.
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