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#1
I need a way to get me out of going home. My mom really wants me to go home, but I'd rather just stay here (college). She spent 30 minutes trying to convince me and I felt bad saying no, so I said yes. But, I still don't want to go.

So, think of some reason that I can use to get out of this.

inb4 My thread gets trolled to shit.
#2
Tell her your girlfriend died.
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#3
You know why you felt bad about saying no? Because you should feel bad. Show your family some love, dude.
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#4
I would have helped if you had titled the thread "Help me Obi Kenobi. You're my only hope."


But now I'm not.
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#5
When The Pit is your only hope I know it must be good. For me.
And bad, possibly hell, for you.



On topic.

1: Why do you have to go home? Are you on vacation?
2: Tell your mother you want to stay?
3: Who's that man in the corner?

1: Fill in blank
2: Fill in blank
3: Strider.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Nov 18, 2011,
#6
Why don't you want to go home? Have you talked to your mom about your reasons? Would you at least be willing to visit for a few weeks during the holidays?

This is really something between you and your family. If you really, really don't want to go home, tell your mom why. Maybe she would be willing to visit you!
#7
She's probably feeling lonely since you left home.


Visit your goddamn mother.
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#8
Your mother is horny. Maybe.
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#9
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I would have helped if you had titled the thread "Help me Obi Kenobi. You're my only hope."


But now I'm not.

Why don't you change it?

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#10
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Why don't you change it?

Mods don't abuse their power enough mang
I don't want it to look like he did it.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
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Your mother is horny. Maybe.


this. you've hit the jackpot, TS. maybe.

go home anyway, you really should and stuff.
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#12
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When The Pit is your only hope I know it must be good. For me.
And bad, possibly hell, for you.



On topic.

1: Why do you have to go home? Are you on vacation?
2: Tell your mother you want to stay?
3: Who's that man in the corner?

1: Fill in blank
2: Fill in blank
3: Strider.



Uhh... wat?


Oh, and I'm at college. I haven't been home in like 2 weeks. I don't wanna go home, because I'll probably be really bored, and I'd rather just stay and hang out with this girl I've been talking to. My mom wants me to go with her to some Tao class. She was talking about all this stuff, and how there's going to be an initiation, and a list of things I need to bring with me. Classes let out Wednesday for Thanksgiving so if I go home, it would seem rather pointless to go and then go home again three days later.
#13
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Uhh... wat?


Oh, and I'm at college. I haven't been home in like 2 weeks. I don't wanna go home, because I'll probably be really bored, and I'd rather just stay and hang out with this girl I've been talking to. My mom wants me to go with her to some Tao class. She was talking about all this stuff, and how there's going to be an initiation, and a list of things I need to bring with me. Classes let out Wednesday for Thanksgiving so if I go home, it would seem rather pointless to go and then go home again three days later.
Stop being so selfish?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#14
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because I'll probably be really bored... My mom wants me to go with her to some Tao class.


and what pray tell is boring about Taoism?

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Stop being so selfish?


this. life's not just about what you want. think of all the time your mother has done stuff for you that she didn't want to do. you're a bad person, TS.
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#15
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and what pray tell is boring about Taoism?


this. life's not just about what you want. think of all the time your mother has done stuff for you that she didn't want to do. you're a bad person, TS.

Damn guys, way to make me feel like crap.

EDIT: I didn't mean I'd be bored because of the Taoism class, just in general.
Last edited by Shr3dz0r at Nov 18, 2011,
#16
You should just go home, man, and stop being so selfish. Someday you're going to be broke, washed out, and homeless, and your mother's house is the only place you'll be able to go for food and a shower. Of course, she'd probably let you come back no matter what, but don't give her stuff to gloat about. Just go home.
#17
I feel your pain TS but trust me, although these few days wouldn't actually mean that much to you, it would mean the world to your mom.
#18
Go, don't be a dick.

EDIT: The guy above me worded it better, listen to him.


Last edited by Gerard_xD at Nov 18, 2011,
#19
As much as I can relate about not wanting to be around parents once you're free, just do it man. It's only a couple days, and if she's that excited about it then you know it means a lot to her. The reason you felt bad saying no is because it's bad saying no.
#20
Well, this totally backfired. I came here to get a few laughs while I thought of a reason to get out of this, and now I feel like crap and am going home.
#21
Before anyone else has said it; tell her you're going through a really rough time dealing with the loss of your home planet Alderaan.
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#22
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Well, this totally backfired. I came here to get a few laughs while I thought of a reason to get out of this, and now I feel like crap and am going home.


Oh, so we're just comedians to you? I can't even believe your mother wants you home.
#23
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Well, this totally backfired. I came here to get a few laughs while I thought of a reason to get out of this, and now I feel like crap and am going home.
I'm sorry we made you do the right thing.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Go visit your mother, she'll be dead someday.
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#25
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Oh, so we're just comedians to you? I can't even believe your mother wants you home.

i'loled

and of course not! Ya'll are my friends!

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I'm sorry we made you do the right thing.

Yea, it's ok. I was being pretty selfish. I do love my momma and it's nice to do things for people you love.

So, to home I go!

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Go visit your mother, she'll be dead someday.

Definitely going now.

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She's probably feeling lonely since you left home.


Visit your goddamn mother.

Oh and nah. I've got two brothers and two cousins who are currently living there. There's also family visiting right now. Part of the reason I don't wanna go. I don't like that aunt, and I'll probably be sleeping on the floor tonight. Oh well.
Last edited by Shr3dz0r at Nov 18, 2011,
#26
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Uhh... wat?


Oh, and I'm at college. I haven't been home in like 2 weeks. I don't wanna go home, because I'll probably be really bored, and I'd rather just stay and hang out with this girl I've been talking to. My mom wants me to go with her to some Tao class. She was talking about all this stuff, and how there's going to be an initiation, and a list of things I need to bring with me. Classes let out Wednesday for Thanksgiving so if I go home, it would seem rather pointless to go and then go home again three days later.


You're mom works her ass off to provide for you. Now that you're in college, and you're talking to some skank, you think you're too badass to visit your mom. nice.
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#27
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Go visit your mother, she'll be dead someday.

D :

Don't say that bro
#28
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My mom wants me to go with her to some Tao class. She was talking about all this stuff, and how there's going to be an initiation, and a list of things I need to bring with me.

If that list includes lube, f*cking go.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#29
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You're mom works her ass off to provide for you. Now that you're in college, and you're talking to some skank, you think you're too badass to visit your mom. nice.


I think this thread turned into "How shitty can we make TS feel before he stops making contact with human beings."

And I approve.
#30


This guy's mother hid him in a basket on a donkey to get him away from all the trouble. He then came to America and he made a fortune. Do you think he ever neglected his mother later? Well, his mother was killed but anyway.

Don't ever go against the family.
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#31
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I need a way to get me out of going home. My mom really wants me to go home, but I'd rather just stay here (college). She spent 30 minutes trying to convince me and I felt bad saying no, so I said yes. But, I still don't want to go.

So, think of some reason that I can use to get out of this.

inb4 My thread gets trolled to shit.


tell her u found out who ur real father is n u hate her
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#32
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You're mom works her ass off to provide for you. Now that you're in college, and you're talking to some skank, you think you're too badass to visit your mom. nice.

Well... When you put it that way....
#33
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D :

Don't say that bro

Sometimes it's in a bro's best interests to hear the hard truths
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#34
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tell her u found out who ur real father is n u hate her


oh go away and take your fail pathetic comments with you.
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#35
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Sometimes it's in a bro's best interests to hear the hard truths

But I don't wanna think about my family dying. Shit is morbid
#36
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But I don't wanna think about my family dying. Shit is morbid

Very. I don't know what I would do.... Or maybe I should say what I'm going to do.....

This thread is now called, "What would you do if your mom died?"

#37
Quote by Shr3dz0r
Very. I don't know what I would do.... Or maybe I should say what I'm going to do.....

This thread is now called, "What would you do if your mom died?"


I would put on a facade that I was fine in public then baw in private
#38
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I would put on a facade that I was fine in public then baw in private

qft

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#39
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I would put on a facade that I was fine in public then baw in private

I don't think I would be able to keep it in.
#40
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I don't think I would be able to keep it in.

I'm pretty good at bottling
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