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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3psB9nG75sM

Semi-inspired by Dreadnought's Marriage thread.

Simply put; What do you think about what Eddie Murphy says in this bit?

Obviously, it's comedy so not all of it is meant to be taken at its absolute literal value, but as I get older and older, it's getting almost ridiculous how often men cheat from what I observe. Basically, I think that (even though there are obviously exceptions), the better a guy is at getting chicks, the more likely he is to cheat. A very handsome guy who has no problem getting women seems like 90-95% likely to cheat. People in the Pit seem to be very against cheating and have strong attitudes against it, and even though we have our exceptions and our Don Juans in the RT, a good portion of the Pit just has problems with getting women, so obviously they're just less likely to cheat (and more likely to whiteknight when the topic of cheating is brought up).

I think it must be very difficult for a lot of women to find a decent guy who is loyal.
#3
It's common for more attractive women to be drawn towards less attractive guys because they're less likely to fool around.

Makes sense.
#4
I always thought that was the least funny jokes he told in Raw. It had funny moments and I know he is partially kidding, but what he says is so far from the truth I can't find it that funny.
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#5
Eddie likes to mess around....with transvestites.
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#6
I didn't really find that funny or true.

One of his worse stand-up routines.
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#7
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It's common for more attractive women to be drawn towards less attractive guys because they're less likely to fool around.

Makes sense.

Wat. Yes it makes sense but I don't think it's common.

If there was a real statistic proving that men are cheating more nowadays I would just suggest that we as a society are starting see monogamy as a thing of the past and that sex is a pleasure that is just as sacred as eating chocolate.
#8
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If there was a real statistic proving that men are cheating more nowadays
Meh, I really don't see any reason to believe that it's increasing.
#9
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Wat. Yes it makes sense but I don't think it's common.

If there was a real statistic proving that men are cheating more nowadays I would just suggest that we as a society are starting see monogamy as a thing of the past and that sex is a pleasure that is just as sacred as eating chocolate.

No, it would mean as a society people are finding it okay to lie to their partner more. If you want to **** other people then the other person needs to be aware that this is how you want to do things from the very beginning, or else you're a prick for doing it.
#10
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No, it would mean as a society people are finding it okay to lie to their partner more. If you want to **** other people then the other person needs to be aware that this is how you want to do things from the very beginning, or else you're a prick for doing it.

This. It is only ok if your partner is ok with it. Otherwise you are just a dirtbag.
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#11
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No, it would mean as a society people are finding it okay to lie to their partner more. If you want to **** other people then the other person needs to be aware that this is how you want to do things from the very beginning, or else you're a prick for doing it.

Or that.
#12
All men cheat? No way in hell. All men enjoy flirting with other women? Mostly yes.
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#13
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I didn't really find that funny or true.

One of his worse stand-up routines.


This.
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#14
Meh
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#15
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a good portion of the Pit just has problems with getting women, so obviously they're just less likely to cheat

Bullshit bud. Just because someone chooses not to have sex with someone does not mean they lack the means or ability. Don't write the majority of the people here into a corner just because you couldn't wheel if you were an f1 driver.

I'm single, and even now I don't get with people even though I can easily do so. Some people aren't motivated primarily with getting into that hairy pink thing champ.
#16
If I ever run into a habitual cheater, I'd have to restrain myself from making him pick up his teeth with broken fingers. If you want to sow your wild oats, don't pretend like you want to be in a serious relationship; you just want to ****. No need to harm others because you wanna stick it in anything that moves.
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#17
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If I ever run into a habitual cheater, I'd have to restrain myself from making him pick up his teeth with broken fingers. If you want to sow your wild oats, don't pretend like you want to be in a serious relationship; you just want to ****. No need to harm others because you wanna stick it in anything that moves.


I would LOVE to hear how that fight turned out.
#18
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Bullshit bud. Just because someone chooses not to have sex with someone does not mean they lack the means or ability. Don't write the majority of the people here into a corner just because you couldn't wheel if you were an f1 driver.

I'm single, and even now I don't get with people even though I can easily do so. Some people aren't motivated primarily with getting into that hairy pink thing champ.
Stop defending the Pit's non-existent girl getting ability.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#20
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Stop defending the Pit's non-existent girl getting ability.

Sometimes I forget who makes up the majority of UG. >_>
#21
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Some people aren't motivated primarily with getting into that hairy pink thing champ.

It's all about that puckered brown thing.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
Quote by ErikLensherr
It's all about that puckered brown thing.

After my one experience I had with that a few months ago, I'd personally disagree.
#23
Quote by The Madcap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3psB9nG75sM

Semi-inspired by Dreadnought's Marriage thread.

Simply put; What do you think about what Eddie Murphy says in this bit?

Obviously, it's comedy so not all of it is meant to be taken at its absolute literal value, but as I get older and older, it's getting almost ridiculous how often men cheat from what I observe. Basically, I think that (even though there are obviously exceptions), the better a guy is at getting chicks, the more likely he is to cheat. A very handsome guy who has no problem getting women seems like 90-95% likely to cheat. People in the Pit seem to be very against cheating and have strong attitudes against it, and even though we have our exceptions and our Don Juans in the RT, a good portion of the Pit just has problems with getting women, so obviously they're just less likely to cheat (and more likely to whiteknight when the topic of cheating is brought up).

I think it must be very difficult for a lot of women to find a decent guy who is loyal.



The vast majority of people in this world will cheat at least once in their life, women and men.


I highly doubt men cheat anymore than women do either
#24
Quote by blake1221
I would LOVE to hear how that fight turned out.


I swear to god man, I know the kind of harm cheaters can do to people, and I don't put up with it at all.
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#26
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After my one experience I had with that a few months ago, I'd personally disagree.



elaborate.
#27
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elaborate.

Long story short, my penis encountered an unexpected brown surprise. If you ever get with a chick you met at a club, don't put it in the poop chute, poop is in the name for a reason.
#28
I'm juuuuust germophobic enough that sex (or any physical contact past a hug at all) is not only completely uninteresting but actually disgusting. However, if I'm with someone I like, I'm completely able to look past it with ease. As far as being trustworthy, I look to get exactly what I give in a relationship, and that definitely includes not ****ing around and being dishonest. Sadly, my ex didn't have the same idea, but that's another story entirely.
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#29
I'll just show this skit to guys before I decide to trust them. If they laugh and agree with it, I'll know they're pieces of shit. If they're shocked and appalled, I'll know they're pretending to be so in order to impress me and are pieces of shit. Wait. Ffffffffuuuuu
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#30
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I'll just show this skit to guys before I decide to trust them. If they laugh and agree with it, I'll know they're pieces of shit. If they're shocked and appalled, I'll know they're pretending to be so in order to impress me and are pieces of shit. Wait. Ffffffffuuuuu

O fail, Y u so against believing there are nice guys. Believe me, there are a lot of nice guys. If I was gay I'd totally be having some nice guy bum sex right now
#31
Quote by The Madcap
A very handsome guy who has no problem getting women seems like 90-95% likely to cheat. People in the Pit seem to be very against cheating and have strong attitudes against it, and even though we have our exceptions and our Don Juans in the RT, a good portion of the Pit just has problems with getting women, so obviously they're just less likely to cheat (and more likely to whiteknight when the topic of cheating is brought up).

...

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#33
Most kids on here are in fact little pitiful, ugly masturbators. So it doesn't surprise me when they completely freak out when someone mentions that they've cheated.
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#34
the whitest of knights in this thread here
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#35
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All men cheat? No way in hell. All men enjoy flirting with other women? Mostly yes.


Quoted for absolute truth.
#36
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the whitest of knights in this thread here

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Is it a bad thing?
#37
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Is it a bad thing?


yes

the only reason any dude is ever an internet white knight is to make himself look good in front of the bitches so they'll fuck him
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#38
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#39
What a load of shit.
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#40
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yes

the only reason any dude is ever an internet white knight is to make himself look good in front of the bitches so they'll fuck him


...modes and scales are still useless.


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