Poll: Give head, or get effed in the a?
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View poll results: Give head, or get effed in the a?
Giving head brah
68 62%
I'll take it in the ass any day
31 28%
Uhhh, I'm a girl/gay
10 9%
Voters: 109.
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#1
So I was recently asked this question :

If you , as a straight male, had to choose between performing oral sex on another male or receiving anal sex from another male , which one would you choose?


I simply cannot pick... What are your thoughts..

Also, explain why. I think sucking a dudes dick is so awkward and personal but I also don't want my anus wrecked...

EDIT :This is a surprisingly close turnout so far... To spice things up, let's say that the man will cum inside of you.
Listen to jazz, it'll make you a better guitar player.


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Last edited by Lugnaz987 at Nov 20, 2011,
#4
Go for both, take chances, make mistakes, get messy!
NOT EASILY LED, EASILY BANNED.
#9
If I had to choose and had no option of choosing neither: Anal, I don't taste with my ass.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Gun to my head, i'd lick dick. Nothing goes up my arse, one way street mate.
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#12
**** **** mother****er piece of shit wanker **** *****
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#13
Quote by rockdude375
Gun to my head, i'd lick dick. Nothing goes up my arse, one way street mate.


Seriously, I think having a guys dick in your mouth is much more degrading than being ****ed. Why do you think girls like giving head more than doing anal? They wnt to be degraded! Especially if he isn't wearing a condom it's degrading and gross.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#14
Both at once. It's been a while.

You guys don't know what you're missing out on.
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#15
I've already engaged in this debate before and oral is the way to go. Less pain and I guess you can make the guy wear a condom.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
Quote by laid-to-waste
**** **** mother****er piece of shit wanker **** *****

Lame attempt. My swear words were better.


You ****.
#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
Seriously, I think having a guys dick in your mouth is much more degrading than being ****ed. Why do you think girls like giving head more than doing anal? They wnt to be degraded! Especially if he isn't wearing a condom it's degrading and gross.

Methinks you've been watching too much porn, or have been dating too many subs.
#19
Quote by Holy Katana
Methinks you've been watching too much porn, or have been dating too many subs.


Why else would they date jerks like me and not nerds like you?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#20
I would suck it dry. I also would beat a rod until a tank empties.
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#21
Quote by Neo Evil11
Seriously, I think having a guys dick in your mouth is much more degrading than being ****ed. Why do you think girls like giving head more than doing anal? They wnt to be degraded! Especially if he isn't wearing a condom it's degrading and gross.


A little slurp slurp followed by a glass of some delicious orange juice will not scar my anal tissue for the rest of my days.

The only thing that goes near my ass is toilet paper and underwear.
#25
Quote by goest
A little slurp slurp followed by a glass of some delicious orange juice will not scar my anal tissue for the rest of my days.

The only thing that goes near my ass is toilet paper and underwear.


Why would it scar your anal tissue? I have had bigger shits than most dicks are in volume. If OP had stated it was a giant dick, I might change my answer.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
Buttsex will give me aids, right? So i'm going to definitely not do that.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#27
Sucking dick isn't bad, but I'm not into the idea of anal sex. So the former.
#28
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would it scar your anal tissue? I have had bigger shits than most dicks are in volume. If OP had stated it was a giant dick, I might change my answer.


Shove something up your ass right now.

Tell me it was tolerable.
#29
Quote by goest
Shove something up your ass right now.

Tell me it was tolerable.


Congratulations, you just made me spit out my cereal from laughing so hard.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#32
Quote by goest
Shove something up your ass right now.

Tell me it was tolerable.


Why don't you do it for me?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#35
Quote by goest


Only my clone would post that. We have just confirmed two threads at once.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
Only my clone would post that. We have just confirmed two threads at once.

#37
Quote by peaches58`
Oral with out cumming inside, anal with. I don't wanna taste that shit.



But the cleaning out all that cum could take hours...
Listen to jazz, it'll make you a better guitar player.


Whatever you do, stay creative
#38
Quote by Lugnaz987
But the cleaning out all that cum could take hours...

Just take a poop bro. It'll all slide out at once
#39
Quote by Lugnaz987
But the cleaning out all that cum could take hours...


Just one massive shit? Or diarhea.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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