Poll: **** or fight
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View poll results: **** or fight
Fight!
60 45%
****!
47 35%
*comical poll choice*
26 20%
Voters: 133.
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#1
Inspired by this Cracked article.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/

What would you do if you were alone with a clone of yourself for an hour? Fuck or fight?

Note that those are your only two choices. You cannot do anything except those two things.

Go Pit!
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Nov 20, 2011,
#3
I would 69 like a boss.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#6
Quote by blake1221
Fight, because ew, gross.
This

I feel like starting another **** thread.
ggg1 ggg3

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#7
Fight them into having sex with me.

Because my clone would be against it.
#8
Quote by blake1221
Fight, because ew, gross.

Poll that shit up, homie.

THat is what I thought the whole time while reading the article.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#9
Really aggressive sex.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#11
Fight.

But I'm defensive, so we would probably just stand there for an hour, fists raised, throwing insults at each other >_>
#12
Quote by blake1221
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINPg7-w6yg

And why'd you have to add the comical poll option? :/

Can I get rid of it?

Edit: Nope. Oh well
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Nov 20, 2011,
#13
I'd kill him then have sex with him.

It's how I'd want to die, while being violated by another man.
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#15
Quote by WCPhils
Can I get rid of it?


Lol don't worry about it, but I don't think so, I'm just being a nagging bitch
#16
Fight because my clone is a wimp, like me, so we'll probably just talk it out.
pinga
#17
Fight, i'd actually have a chance to win against somebody.
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#18
Fight. Wouldn't ****ing technically be incest?
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#19
Well fighting would be pointless because we'd know each other's next move etc, fucking would be great because we'd know what each other liked.
<.<
Fuck this thread.
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#20
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Fight. Wouldn't ****ing technically be incest?


It would be more like masturbation.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#21
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Fight. Wouldn't ****ing technically be incest?

No. It would be gay sex
#22
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Fight. Wouldn't ****ing technically be incest?


More like wincest.

edit: I love it how this thread has 21 responses and 22 views.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#23
Quote by behind_you
This

I feel like starting another **** thread.

Do it!

Quote by Neo Evil11
More like wincest.

edit: I love it how this thread has 21 responses and 22 views.

I know what the Pit likes

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Nov 20, 2011,
#24
Holy shit, it would be so awesome to fight yourself.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#26
Quote by Ganoosh
Holy shit, it would be so awesome to fight yourself.


Right? And you'd totally see every flaw in how you fight. It'd be dope.
#27
My dick would feel nice in my ass.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#28
Quote by zgr0826
It would be more like masturbation.

But more fun.

That is, unless you have an identical twin, in which case it'd be weird.
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#29
Fight. And then whe I won, 'd rape the shit out of him to establish complete superoirity.
My sig? Nice.
#30
Quote by Banjocal
But more fun.


You would know exactly to do to make the other you feel good.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#31
Quote by BurningTurkey
Fight. And then whe I won, 'd rape the shit out of him to establish complete superoirity.


But you know that he would do the same? Seems quite risky 50-50% chance.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#32
Quote by Neo Evil11
But you know that he would do the same? Seems quite risky 50-50% chance.

....Touche.
My sig? Nice.
#33
Wouldn't you do both.
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#35
play guitar harmonies because someone else would know exactly what im thinking and our timing would be perfect
#36
Quote by Hunterlevi
play guitar harmonies because someone else would know exactly what im thinking and our timing would be perfect

that is not an option.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#37
**** my clone while he fights me...AKA rape.
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#38
Quote by WCPhils
that is not an option.

What he said is a synonym for "we're gonna have the most outrageous sex EVAR."

In my world, the color RED doesn't exist.

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#39
Quote by Andragon
What he said is a synonym for "we're gonna have the most outrageous sex EVAR."

Oh
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
Definitely fight, because I would never, ever have sex with myself. Unfortunately, niether does anybody else, but that's beside the point.
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