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Being half German I spent the day with a German girl today playing pool, having some buds.

She was saying that German men don't flirt. Meaning, they might be sitting across the room madly in love with the girl they are looking at, but they'll just look serious and do nothing. It's not just her who says that, but all her friends say so as well. I found this freakin funny.

Now, not having lived in Germany for more than a year, I did notice that the whole hooking up business seemed a bit different, but I didn't think it'd be that bad.

So German men of the pit, how do you get German women?

Do you give her the old "stone cold stare"?
#3
I invite her to have a shower with me.
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#4
Those girls are ugly and no one flirts with them.

The german men staring at them are just horrified and curious.

As far as from what my friends in the army say and my dad bitches be easy over there, just like everywhere else.
#5
I've never heard a sexy German accent.

I think the men just drag the women to bed and grunt at them.
Probably the same vice versa too.
#6
I don't know about Germany but I'm aware a lot of scandinavian guys can be pretty "uptight" about that stuff. Maybe it's the same deal.
#9
German men don't flirt, German women don't have sex.

Germans in general are very reserved compared to pretty much 90% of all other cultures.
#10
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German men don't flirt, German women don't have sex.

Germans in general are very reserved compared to pretty much 90% of all other cultures.


See, I'm half German and half Portuguese, and I'm having this inner conflict to let the Portuguese charm win over the German reservedness. Es ist hart.
#11
Hans Beckert knows how to get the women.
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#13
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See, I'm half German and half Portuguese, and I'm having this inner conflict to let the Portuguese charm win over the German reservedness. Es ist hart.
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Hey man, I'm only half, man!

I've also spent 7 years in Canada and am studying in Glasgow just now. Do you understand why I have a freakin identity crisis??!!
#17
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Hey man, I'm only half, man!

I've also spent 7 years in Canada and am studying in Glasgow just now. Do you understand why I have a freakin identity crisis??!!

Do you like hockey?
#19
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Do you like hockey?

Who doesn't?
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#20
Blitzkrieg. That's how Germans flirt.
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#23
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But not the good kind, I'm afraid...

Butzkrieg. That's how Germans flirt.
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#24
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Who doesn't?

I know it's hard to believe where you live, in South Canada, but a lot of people.
#25
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Pretty sure they only flirt with David Hasselhoff

That's the same as flirting with a 5 dollar whore at Woodward and 8 Mile.
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#26
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Germans just go straight to the anal.

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#27
Quote by Philip_pepper
Being half German I spent the day with a German girl today playing pool, having some buds.

She was saying that German men don't flirt. Meaning, they might be sitting across the room madly in love with the girl they are looking at, but they'll just look serious and do nothing. It's not just her who says that, but all her friends say so as well. I found this freakin funny.

Now, not having lived in Germany for more than a year, I did notice that the whole hooking up business seemed a bit different, but I didn't think it'd be that bad.

So German men of the pit, how do you get German women?

Do you give her the old "stone cold stare"?

Hey man, at least you're half Portuguese. I'm quarter German and Scottish and half Chinese. My neutral look is super pissed even though I'm the complete opposite. I don't know how to flirt and spend most of my time working. If what you're saying is true, then I have it worse.
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#30
Hmm... I'm half German, and I don't flirt.

Well, people say I do, but I'm just being myself.
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#33
Inspectors Brandtner and Rex say otherwise.
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#34
What? So WW 2 was hitlers attmept at flirting?
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#35
Well **** now I know why I can't flirt, although only German by distant Heritage.
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#36
If they're not that confident, then why do majority of their adult films involve fecal foreplay?

Do they skip the formalities and just shit on each other?
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#38
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That's the same as flirting with a 5 dollar whore at Woodward and 8 Mile.


5 dollars can get you a cheeseburger.


I said to David Hasselhoff.
#39
Nothing wrong with being half Portuguese... or liking hockey.
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