#1
Just got my wisdom teeth out pit, due to a mix of the swelling and the fact that I'm a teen doing No-Shave November, I look like Joe Dirt in a fat suit.

So back to the topic, I need food. So what can I eat. MUST be soft/not require chewing. No straws. Must be able to be eaten NOT hot. So far I've found:

Bread.
Pudding.
Ice cream.
Cold mashed potatoes.

What are your suggestions?
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#5
pain pills. eat enough, and nothing else matters. go ahead, ill wait while you try.
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#6
Get a blender - problem solved. My friend went through the same thing. We ended up blending her pizza. It actually tasted good.
#8
It's called "Movember", at least here in Australia it is, which is way more catchy than "No-Shave November".

As stated above, just put everything in a blender, works wonders.
#9
My job doesn't let me participate in movember

but, if i were you i would eat like 5 liters of apple sauce. apple sauce is the shit!
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#12
Omelettes are good, so are pancakes, polenta, and some pasta.
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Omelettes are good, so are pancakes, polenta, and some pasta.

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#14
cold pasta/potato salad.....shits good
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#15
When I had similar issues confronting me (jaw surgery), finely diced pasta became a fav. Rock those protein drinks (complan, sustagen, etc.) too...oh and stewed apple is fantastic, especially with a bit of cream and cinnamon.
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#16
I would either chew with my front teeth or mash it enough using my tongue and the roof of my mouth and eat chicken nuggets and the sort that way
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#18
Applesauce, jello, chocolate (just wait for it to melt in your mouth instead of chewing), soup, milkshakes, pie fillings.

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#21
Custard and ice blocks.
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#24
- Cold soup.
- Weetabix with slightly warmed milk.
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#26
I had them all removed at once, and ate everything I could like a boss. Not that hard, just chew very gently and don't rush your eating. Or you might tear your stitches or something :S
#27
As a fellow teen,for the first time I can actually participate in movember.
It's more out of laziness though,rather than creating awareness for mens health.
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