Dumbest thing someone has EVER said to you about guitar or music in general.

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#1
Yes I am mad, yes I am posting because I'm mad.

Anyways I'll start.


"You shouldn't buy an acoustic, you only play metal"

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theory states 1+1=2 sometimes in music 1+1=3.
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I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
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I'm latino so, one time when I told another fellow latino that I listened to rock n roll, they're reply: "You like white people music?!"

my son listens to alot of the screamo/ emo core crap that's out today but claims he doesn't listen to "black people music". Despite his ignorance, I assumed he was talking about rap. I proceeded to angrily tell him that metal is a sub genre of rock, which was practically invented by black people.

This is something I said as a dumb teenager:

"I don't need to learn theory. I just wanna play punk rock. All I need to know is power chords. Blues and jazz suck."

10 years later, I'm emulating Brian Setzer and dedicating a lot of my time to theory and jazz.
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Because my friends are d-bags, and saying dumb **** like that doesn't help not make me angry.
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You shouldn't, you only play metal.

lol I think it was the time I was playing the Penny for Your Thoughts and this other douche played Thunderstruck (pretty badly) on acoustic and everyone said he was better. lol I just looked at my guitar playing buddy and laughed.

Also the time I went into guitar center and said that I needed a decent tube amp that could do nice cleans ,and have a nice overdrive, and was shown a Line 6 Spider IV
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Because my friends are d-bags, and saying dumb **** like that doesn't help not make me angry.

Why are you friends with d-bags. It doesn't sound like you have a very healthy friendship
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That thread is almost 3 years old.


most recent post is from a month ago.
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most recent post is from a month ago.


Let's give new users a chance to vent shall we?


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Why are you friends with d-bags. It doesn't sound like you have a very healthy friendship



They are only d-bags like 80% of the time, The other 20% of the time they just talk to me about how cool *Insert band I listen to* is. Not a bunch of other people like guns n roses around here
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most recent post is from a month ago.

I can guarantee you that if someone revived that thread they'd either get a warning or people would bitch and moan like no tomorrow.
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"Can you play any One Direction?"
"Dude, you're like the new Ed Sheeran" (I'm a ginger guitar player...who plays jazz and blues)

Oh, and:
"SKRILLEX IS AWESOME"
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Quote by Snakeskin
Let's give new users a chance to vent shall we?

I think what he means is that you could have posted in there, bumped it up seeing as it's only been inactive for a month, and then used that thread instead.
#19
Metal takes no skill you just drop tune until notes are indistinguishable and play whatever. Funnily enough we were listening to Still Life by Opeth and I just said "this is in standard tuning, can't you tell?" "oh... "
#20
"Pickups have no effect on the sound of the guitar at all" I pointed to the nearest door and went "There's the door, now get the **** out!"

Oh and "Rap and Hip Hop is shit, talentless and has no meaning at all except to brag about bitches, cars and money" Whenever someone says that to me I simply say "Listen to those genres before 1998 buddy, and stop listening to Snoop Dogg and Lil' Wayne"
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They let black people on Fox now?

They also let white people into the KFC and the NBA now.
#21
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I can guarantee you that if someone revived that thread they'd either get a warning or people would bitch and moan like no tomorrow.

They wouldn't get a warning for reviving that particular thread.
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I can guarantee you that if someone revived that thread they'd either get a warning or people would bitch and moan like no tomorrow.

You cannot win here.

It's either A) You get replies telling you to search. Or B) You get shit for necrobumping.

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I can guarantee you that if someone revived that thread they'd either get a warning or people would bitch and moan like no tomorrow.


i highly doubt either of those things would happen.
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i highly doubt either of those things would happen.


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Not really
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"Pickups have no effect on the sound of the guitar at all" I pointed to the nearest door and went "There's the door, now get the **** out!"

Oh and "Rap and Hip Hop is shit, talentless and has no meaning at all except to brag about bitches, cars and money" Whenever someone says that to me I simply say "Listen to those genres before 1998 buddy, and stop listening to Snoop Dogg and Lil' Wayne"



What pisses me off is that rap is considered music, perhaps it has it to some extent, but it's much more of a literature genre.
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What pisses me off is that rap is considered music, perhaps it has it to some extent, but it's much more of a literature genre.


Well, really it's hip hop music, but they rap in it. Rapping is more of a technique.
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#29
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"I just learned a new song called Eric Clapton"
"Rock and metal is gay."
And also many more that I will not go into out of context.


I feel your pain
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Quote by skylerjames13
Well, really it's hip hop music, but they rap in it. Rapping is more of a technique.


this.

some rap can be great. eminem's old albums were legendary but all of the new rappers are so damn annoying. they just try to fit as many things to show of as they can in a 4 minute song. its all about sex and money and they have no appreciation for music.
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I'm sure I've heard something that sounded generally along the lines of "The less known it is, the better it is"

"Technical skill doesn't matter, people don't need to know everything to play music" said by one of my friends when I told him that using a certain scale over a certain rhythm pattern wasn't sounding good.

"Black Veil Brides are an incredibly inspiring band"

Also when people say to me "Oh, I don't listen to your kind of music." They don't know everything I listen to, that pisses me off a lot.
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"F*ck Marshall and Fender amps, they suck, Ibanez heads are the best."

I facepalmed like never before.
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#33
Quote by bucketkicker
That Kanye West is a musician. Mother****er needed lessons to play a cowbell.

Kanye West has twice as much talent in his big black dick alone than you'll ever muster up in your entire life, you tasteless spacker.
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"major and minor is technically the same thing"
"can you play through the fire and flames from guitar hero?"
"jazz is dead"
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#35
Quote by itamar100
this.

some rap can be great. eminem's old albums were legendary but all of the new rappers are so damn annoying. they just try to fit as many things to show of as they can in a 4 minute song. its all about sex and money and they have no appreciation for music.



There still is some good rap being produced. Though unfortunately, it's the crappy stuff that's flooding everything and drowning out the good stuff.

But yeah, some rappers were just great. Eminem went downhill imo, though he still isn't that bad
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When they're down is the safest time.

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#36
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"Heavy metal is only for people who enjoy cutting themselves"



inb4 but it is


Isn't it?
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Kanye West has twice as much talent in his big black dick alone than you'll ever muster up in your entire life, you tasteless spacker.


Just cause he doesn't like one of your favourite artists doesn't mean he is talentless.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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#38
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Isn't it?


no. metal is only for people that cut other people.
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Quote by shredibanez24
"F*ck Marshall and Fender amps, they suck, Ibanez heads are the best."

I facepalmed like never before.



Clearly spider is the best. noobs.