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#1
let's say you met a chick and you found yourself attracted to her... THEN YOU FOUND OUT SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!!!


would you be more attracted, less attracted, or unchanged by the newly-attained knowledge? the situation is left vague so that you can fill in the holes (not those holes, she's not into you man) and elaborate based on different factors
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#3
More attracted, in the sense that I will be thinking of her in an orgy of more females.


/megusta
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#4
Been there, just stayed friends with her.
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#5
Went out with a girl who was bi (temporarily a lesbian also I believe).

Don't think i'd do it again.
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I would scream, "WHAT A COINCIDENCE!" and do a little jig.

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#11
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This is leading to more strange fantasies, Saadia.

more? please, refresh me on the others
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#13
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She would become more attractive because when i find out girls are lesbians, i use my magic brainpower to make their breasts larger

but what if her breasts are already enormous and then they explode?
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#14
wsf; moarrr

We'd just be friends though
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#16
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wsf
Dammit, was gonna post that.
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#17
I've been in this situation, and my attraction level stayed at more or less the same.
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#18
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I've seen Chasing Amy and if a movie tells I can pull a lesbian, then by God, I shall go for it!

it's possible. on one hand, I've dated guys whom I later found out were gay... on the other hand, I've been with girls whom I later found out were straight

ahhh the luxuries of bisexuality...
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#21
Happened recently, and I was all "SWEET now you're my new wingwoman!"


And we had many adventures together in the land of Ooo.

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but what if her breasts are already enormous and then they explode?

boobs dont work like dicks, dude.
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#23
I don't know, I've never met a woman who was still a lesbian after meeting me.
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#25
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wsf

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More attracted, in the sense that I will be thinking of her in an orgy of more females.


/megusta

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#27
To quote Lil B "Went to the mall with my dykin' ass bitch, she a ****** bitch but she still sucked my dick", even lesbians want me.
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#28
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Because they are dead.


They are all dead.

Is it because I'm dead?
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#29
"I'm a lesbian"
*Imagines girl on girl action, then realisation of the unrealisticness of the scenario of a threesome*
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#32
Physically attracted? Yes. I don't see what the two have to do with eachother. Emotionally attracted? No.
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#33
Probably hotter.
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#35
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Physically attracted? Yes. I don't see what the two have to do with eachother. Emotionally attracted? No.

Pretty much this.
#38
Wouldn't change the level of attraction.
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#40
She'd still be hot and I'd still be attracted, but I wouldn't be interested, if that makes sense.
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