Has any music store actually responded to the "May I help you" riff from Wayne's World?
My Rig:

-Peavey T-40
-Fender Bassman 250/210
-Boss Bass Overdrive ODB-3

"Rock and Roll is the only religion that will never let you down!" - Lemmy Kilmister
Nope, and I probably wouldn't respond if I heard it.
Last edited by JustRooster at Nov 23, 2011,
This Guitar Center near (well not near, but the closest one) to where I used to live had a sign up saying "NO STAIRWAY!!!". That's about as close as I've come to seeing anything of the sort.
It worked for me once. Kinda did it being a smart ass though but the sales dude was nice enough to play along and help me out