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#1
Anyone remember the story of the cow with its head stuck in a ladder?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1471670

I think this story may just have topped it for pure mundaneness...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559

Hopefully the picture should be enough for those unsure about whether to read on.

Last edited by MadClownDisease at Nov 24, 2011,
#2
where did society go wrong with that one? i just... i really don't know.
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#3
Derby? lol *Derpy


WTF? She had a panic attack? Because something stupid like this? Jesus Christ people are stupid.
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#4
That's...

I...

Alright, seriously, what the hell?

There's no reasonable explanation of why she didn't just take it off. Eight-year olds could figure their way out of something like that.

What the fucking hell?
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#5
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where did society go wrong with that one? i just... i really don't know.

I'm sure it could happen to any of us. Just be thankful the fire service is around to help in such dire circumstances.
#6
I literally just saw this one on the BBC news feed. I guess it's something to lighten the mood after the long, long list of financial crisis and war stories.
#7
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I literally just saw this one on the BBC news feed. I guess it's something to lighten the mood after the long, long list of financial crisis and war stories.

I don't think you quite grasp the severity of her situation. She was stuck in that clothes horse FOR AN HOUR.
#8
Never have I seen so much idiocy from a uni student...
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#10
When I went to that uni, I actually stayed in that exact Halls of Residence .. looking back, a lot of people there were dumb enough for this kinda thing .. brilliant.
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I don't think you quite grasp the severity of her situation. She was stuck in that clothes horse FOR AN HOUR.

Meaning it was probably too tight to get it off...

In any case, wow, society...wow...
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What is a "clothes horse"?





OT: I fail to see how this was an accident.
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#19
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Get PETA involved, surely it's cruel to dress a horse in clothes.



Evil people.


They'd probably just make a porno about it.
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#21
When do we get to throw old vegetables at her?
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#23
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Student trapped in clothes, horse.


Student trapped in horse clothes.



Now that's a story.

And without being too mean to the looks of the girl.

Student horse trapped in clothes.
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#25
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Get PETA involved, surely it's cruel to dress a horse in clothes.



Evil people.

This, sir, is a plastic horse!
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#29
That cow had been slaughtered and reincarnated into a student for being that stupid.
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either that or it never washes its tail lol
#32
Well that's a sad tail. She shouldn't have been horsing around like that.
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#34
Wow....seriously, so the fire brigade and ambulance both had to come out for that.

Death by drowning please.
#36
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I think I might have her on FB. One sec.

EDIT: False alarm.

Face-in-horse-book?

Made myself giggle.


#38
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0/10

I know, i know, i...i just...

it's all i've got.
#40
Meanwhile in Derbyshire...
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