#1
Doesn't the fact that we are giving thanks imply we are giving it to someone? IE God. Its like finding a quarter on the ground and thanking no one.

If it wasn't a religious holiday it would simply be National Appreciation Day or something of the sort.

Being appreciative is fine, but you can't be thankful for things if you don't think anything/anyone had anything to do with the events. (if you don't believe in god)
#3
You are thankful to your life for not being a dick?
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#5
I'm thankful that the universe has worked out in such a way that I get to eat a shitload of delicious turkey on the third Thursday of every November.
#7
No it's not. You're dumb and/or stupid.
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