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Alright. So. New Zealand is the Wales of the Southern hemisphere. It has Sheep and Farmers. Thats about it. People like to get horribly drunk, too.

Anyway. I live kinda rural, in a field. So do a lot of my mates. Its just how our region is.

There was a party last week. HUUUGE party. Lots of weed, booze etc. Loads of teen farmers, skinheads, bogans etc.

I heard things got out of control. Then I heard a story today.

A guy ended up having sex with a Sheep 'for shits and giggles' and cus he was drunk. He said he used a condom and stuff, but ****ing hell. I felt sick just listening. The guy who's farm it was found a condom in the Sheep pen / enclosure and started asking questions.

See, I like this guy. But now everyone else has turned against him. wtf do I do? Stay mates with a sheep ****er? Help me.

TL;DR A friend of mine had sex with a Sheep.
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Nov 25, 2011,
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Stay mates with a sheep ****er?

No.
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#4
I heard on the news that NZers are migrating to 'Straya at an ever increasing rate. This explains why.
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Quote by MH400
Alright. So. New Zealand is the Wales of the Southern hemisphere. It has Sheep and Farmers. Thats about it. People like to get horribly drunk, too.

Anyway. I live kinda rural, in a field. So do a lot of my mates. Its just how our region is.

There was a party last week. HUUUGE party. Lots of weed, booze etc. Loads of teen farmers, skinheads, bogans etc.

I heard things got out of control. Then I heard a story today.

A guy ended up having sex with a Sheep 'for shits and giggles' and cus he was drunk. He said he used a condom and stuff, but ****ing hell. I felt sick just listening. The guy who's farm it was found a condom in the Sheep pen / enclosure and started asking questions.

See, I like this guy. But now everyone else has turned against him. wtf do I do? Stay mates with a sheep ****er? Help me.

TL;DR A friend of mine had sex with a Sheep.

You're the one who had sex with a sheep, aren't you.
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#8
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You're the one who had sex with a sheep, aren't you.



No, lol. i didn't go to the party cus I was with my gf. In fact, I don't even drink lol
RIP Tom Searle.
#10
hahaha send it to the local news, then post the story on ug. After those Lulz and thats out of your system, yeah stay mates with him.

Just remind him of it every now and then :p
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I thought this was common behavior for NZ?
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#13
he should make a band called Foster the Sheeple
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No, lol. i didn't go to the party cus I was with my gf. In fact, I don't even drink lol

Why are you referring to the sheep in question as your girlfriend? If you were busy having sex with a sheep you wouldn't have been able to go to the party.

Case proven.
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Well, maybe it's my sleepless, zombie-like state of mind but I certainly wasn't expecting that when I entered a thread with the title "I'm shocked, confused, amazed and disappointed."

I'm afraid I can say no more to this disturbing tale, I bid ewe farewell TS.
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#18
You making me homesick for New Zealand TS. All this talkin about sheep.



New Zealand is awesome.
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"I have no brother! It was me! I ate sheep shit!"
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#24
Two NZ sheep farmers are flying the mob to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: "Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
SH2: "What about the sheep ?!?"
SH1: "Bugger the sheep !!!!"
SH2: (pause) "Do you think we have time?"
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Quote by MH400
Alright. So. New Zealand is the Wales of the Southern hemisphere. It has Sheep and Farmers. Thats about it. People like to get horribly drunk, too.

Anyway. I live kinda rural, in a field. So do a lot of my mates. Its just how our region is.

There was a party last week. HUUUGE party. Lots of weed, booze etc. Loads of teen farmers, skinheads, bogans etc.

I heard things got out of control. Then I heard a story today.

A guy ended up having sex with a Sheep 'for shits and giggles' and cus he was drunk. He said he used a condom and stuff, but ****ing hell. I felt sick just listening. The guy who's farm it was found a condom in the Sheep pen / enclosure and started asking questions.

See, I like this guy. But now everyone else has turned against him. wtf do I do? Stay mates with a sheep ****er? Help me.

TL;DR A friend of mine had sex with a Sheep.



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Wait, wherebouts in NZ are you dude? Also, you should request the wool from that sheep be turned into a jumper that you can give the bloke for xmas.

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No, lol. i didn't go to the party cus I was with my gf. In fact, I don't even drink lol

Ok, first you expect us to believe you weren't fornicating with a sheep, which was pushing it. But now you expect us to believe that you have a girlfriend?! That's just straight up fairytale.

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#32
I have to disagree, New Zealand is the Canada of the southern hemisphere, not the Wales.

Yes, I ****ed a sheep and this is what I find important to note

That edit again: The North Island is like Canada, the south is probably like Wales. **** yeah diversity

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You're Australian aren't you?


No no, he's English, but living in New Zealand for some many years.

Still, North = Canada, south = sheep shaggers.

Sounds like the rest of the world to me



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#33
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You're Australian aren't you?



I thought all nzers said they were australian when asked
It's over simplified, So what!

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#34
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You said you would keep it a secret!

At least UG isn't actually related closely to New Zealand.

Though, I have to disagree, New Zealand is the Canada of the southern hemisphere, not the Wales.

Yes, I ****ed a sheep and this is what I find important to note

#37
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You're Australian aren't you?



Nah. English living in NZ.
RIP Tom Searle.
#38
I'm surprised noddin cap dude hasn't made an appearance yet. Seems appropriate for the thread.
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I'm surprised noddin cap dude hasn't made an appearance yet. Seems appropriate for the thread.

I feel it's really overused, and try not to use it. It's just so good though.
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