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Slow night, pit.

Damian Abraham, lead singer of cult hardcore band Fucked Up. Let's face it: he's the whole package. He's among the fattest, baldest, and craziest men in the hardcore community.




Kyle Gass (far right), guitar player of Tenacious D and symbolic "brother" of bff Jack Black (far left). What he lacks in baldness (he's just balding and doesn't even shave the rest), he more than makes up for with his craziness and fatness imo.




Anthony Fantano, the internet's busiest music nerd. He's not especially fat, but boy is he ever crazy and bald.




Post your favorites.
Last edited by due 07 at Nov 25, 2011,
#3
Quote by Dreadnought
Andy Mckee is the only one I got

I've not seen anything that suggests he is crazy.

Come on, man, you can't just go naming off random fat bald musicians. Where has the crazy gone?
#4
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#6
Kerry king
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#7
That guy from Bowling for Soup.

He may not be crazy, but boy is he fat and bald:

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#9
Quote by due 07
Now THAT is one fat bald guy! He's probably pretty crazy too. He has to be.


Crazy for cake, maybe.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
Joe Satriani -not fat but definitely bald
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#12
Quote by asmithgdci
Joe Satriani -not fat but definitely bald


I heard it's actually just a flesh coloured swim cap, and actually he has lucious long hippy locks.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13


Tim Harington from Les Savy Fav.

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about him.

Here's another

#14


What Devin lacks in fatness he makes up for in bald crazyness.
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
#15
Syd Barrett. but then he died.

Quote by ChemicalFire
What Devin lacks in fatness Gene Hoglan makes up for.


see, it all works out.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 25, 2011,
#19
I'm pretty sure every metal band that's ever come from Scandinavia is legally obliged to, at some point in their careers, have a crazy fat (though chubby is acceptable) bald guy in their band.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#20
David Draiman - Lead singer of the band Disturbed. He isn't fat, but he's bald and definitely crazy.

ggg1 ggg3

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#24


GG Allin. Not fat..but he's bald, and his craziness made up for it, and other peoples fatness.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#25
Quote by Krieger91


GG Allin. Not fat..but he's bald, and his craziness made up for it, and other peoples fatness.

This wins
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#26


p6 from DeSalvo, pretty much the definition of crazy, fat and bald.

Watch this for proof.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#27
All of Crowbar:

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
Quote by spitonastranger


Tim Harington from Les Savy Fav.

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about him.

Here's another



Came in this thread to post this.
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#29
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#33
This thread just makes me feel gross and want to go take a shower.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#37
Quote by metacarpi
I heard it's actually just a flesh coloured swim cap, and actually he has lucious long hippy locks.


it definitely looks like a flesh coloured swim cap
Guitars
Washburn A20V 1981
Stagg SG300
BC Rich DLXJRVO
Ibanez Iceman
Jackson King V
Epiphone Special II
Epiphone Embassy IV
Martin D-16RGT
Ibanez EW20WNE
#38
I thought I was on Ultimate Guitar, but it looks like I stumbled on to Gay.com instead, so any minute now I expect a thread on who your favorite "bear (hairy man)" is.
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