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#1
Sup Pit,

One of my bros is passed out on the couch, what do I do to him? If you're one of those people that can't take a joke, don't bother posting about how I'm a dick, because you're a dick.
#3
Put your penis in his mouth, then make fun of him for being gay, like a real bro.
#4
Turn the lights down, get a load of friends round and put on creepy masks. Grab knives too. He'll shit himself when he wakes up.
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#6
Turn off lights, quietly strum a guitar in the corner where you can't be seen, singing "Kumbaya" in a creepy Voldemort voice. Freaked my roommate out once with this.
#7
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The classic whip cream to the hand, tickle his face.

I put a sausage roll on his face a while ago for safekeeping if I got hungry, and he hasn't moved or anything.
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Put your penis in his mouth, then make fun of him for being gay, like a real bro.

I don't think this is a good idea
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Turn the lights down, get a load of friends round and put on creepy masks. Grab knives too. He'll shit himself when he wakes up.

It's just me here.

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That bro would not happen to be reaper would he? If so, write 'infected' on his forehead.

Yup. I might do this maybe if I can find a suitable pen.
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Turn off lights, quietly strum a guitar in the corner where you can't be seen, singing "Kumbaya" in a creepy Voldemort voice. Freaked my roommate out once with this.

I never learnt Kumbaya
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#8
Pay one of your fat friends to spoon him?
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#9
OP is such a typical Aus/NZ bro in all threads it's hilarious.
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#10
Get as many rolls of cling wrap (that stuff you cover food or whatever shit with) .. and just go to town on him .. wrap the whole ****ing couch so he can't move at all .. just leave his head poking out so he can breathe .. we did it to a friend at uni .. was pretty funny, they literally cant move at all.
If you've ever seen Dexter .. like that .. but more.
#11
fill a cup with cold water then place his hand in the water until he pees himself (of course you musn't awake him). that actually works, believe me.

or just throw something REALLY heavy at him. you know, just be creative, you'll laugh a lot anyway
#13
Pick the sofa up and take it outside. Leave it in the street with a sign saying "My body is ready" or "Paint me like one of your French girls."


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fill a cup with cold water then place his hand in the water until he pees himself (of course you musn't awake him). that actually works, believe me.

or just throw something REALLY heavy at him. you know, just be creative, you'll laugh a lot anyway


No it doesn't. They tested it on Mythbusters.
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Pick the sofa up and take it outside. Leave it in the street with a sign saying "My body is ready" or "Paint me like one of your French girls."


No it doesn't. They tested it on Mythbusters.


mythbusters is a tv show. i did it in real life. believe what you want
#15
Pull your pants down, stand over him and bend over with your ass towards his face.
Punch him in the balls.

When he wakes up, he'll sit up and grab his junk and his face will smack into your ass.

Yeah?
blahhhhhhhhhh.
#16
put a knife in his hand, cover it in tomato sauce or some other blood like liquid.

Then cover yourself in tomato sauce, and make a gorey scene all around and have things knocked over ect.

Then when he wakes up,(hopefully) he will the he killed you.

Or you could tickle his nose(after you placed the knife) and make him stab himself.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#17
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mythbusters is a tv show. i did it in real life. believe what you want



mythbusters is a tv show that debunks myths though.

It's like a university doing a study and publishing it's results on the internet and saying 'well, thats on the internet. i know they're highly qualified professors and students that participated in it. but i tried it once and had different results... trust me, because i am right."
It's over simplified, So what!

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#18
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mythbusters is a tv show. i did it in real life. believe what you want

I'll believe Mythbusters, thanks.
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I'll believe Mythbusters, thanks.



+1
It's over simplified, So what!

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#20
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mythbusters is a tv show that debunks myths though.

It's like a university doing a study and publishing it's results on the internet and saying 'well, thats on the internet. i know they're highly qualified professors and students that participated in it. but i tried it once and had different results... trust me, because i am right."


i haven't seen that episode of mythbusters. did they considered that myth busted or plausible?

but maybe there are some variables they forgot about. i guess that, for that to work, one has to be sometime without going to the bathroom. well i don't know, when i did that, my friend had actually peed himself. i guess it is also possible that he was so drunk he didn't even bothered to wake up to go to the restroom.
#21
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i haven't seen that episode of mythbusters. did they considered that myth busted or plausible?

but maybe there are some variables they forgot about. i guess that, for that to work, one has to be sometime without going to the bathroom. well i don't know, when i did that, my friend had actually peed himself. i guess it is also possible that he was so drunk he didn't even bothered to wake up to go to the restroom.

If you don't watch Mythbusters, they rip the myths to shreds.

So obviously the test subject won't go to sleep with an empty bladder. Different temperature waters etc. Then, if they can't get it to work on the basic idea of the myth, they see what it takes to make it happen. So they go to extreme circumstances. They do that with every myth. And it didn't work with that. There's not many variables they can miss out in that sort of thing.
#23
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Pick the sofa up and take it outside. Leave it in the street with a sign saying "My body is ready" or "Paint me like one of your French girls."


This. So much this.
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#25
Plastic wrap the **** out of him.
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#26
I went to go get the plastic wrap but he woke up. Next time I'm with a lot of bros I'll do that couch in the middle of a street thing.
#28
Ejaculate onto his eyelid
When he wakes up he won't be able to open his eyes for a little bit

It's even funnier if you have aids
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#29
Fuck a sheep while he's not looking.
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#30
I had a handlebar mustache drawn on my face last night and my brother had some stuff written on his arms last night, my parents would flip shit if they knew I let him drink so we got off easy, everyone else had penises on their faces.
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#32
Or let him sleep?

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I lol'd.
#33
Put a big fake spider on him.

Turn off all the lights, put a candle on a table nearby and hold a mirror over his face when he wakes up with this playing in the background. I want to try that to one of my friends one day. Actually for extra freaky points write 666 on his forehead too. He will shit himself.
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#34
It's coming into summer, I think he could do without one of his eyebrows. You know, to keep cool 'n shit.
#37
rip devourke ;~;
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#39
Why did dev get banned? Too cool?
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#40
my brother once stayed up for 2 days playing WoW. When he passed out on the living room floor with his shirt off I took it upon myself to draw a very large penis on his back and post it on Facebook. He didn't know he had it because he didn't have a FB yet.
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