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A father has been accused of killing his three-year-old son by locking him in a washing machine and starting a cold wash cycle in France.
Christophe Chempenois, 33, inflicted the "punishment" on the toddler for misbehaving at his nursery school, police said.
The child named Bastien had thrown a drawing by a classmate down a toilet earlier that day.
On Friday evening, Champenois allegedly forced the child naked into the washing machine and let it run for "several minutes", reports said.


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I honestly threw up a little.
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That sucks massivly. Poor guy must've freezed to death.
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I honestly threw up a little.

I would've done too. Spinning around in a washing machine like that, woulda got vertigo.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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And this is why no one likes the French.

That must've hurt the poor kid so bad . Times like this I support the death penalty.
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Mais c'est quoi ca? Thats a pretty sick thing to do...
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#7
What a horrible thing to do. Seriously, flushing someone's painting down the toilet? His dad was right to punish him.
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I would've done too. Spinning around in a washing machine like that, woulda got vertigo.

Ok, I admit that made me laugh, but it also made me hate you.
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Inb4 the pit floods this this thread with distasteful puns.
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Ok, I admit that made me laugh, but it also made me hate you.
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But you should hate yourself for laughing at it.
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I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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Just the other day I accidentally ruined a shirt in the washing machine because I didn't notice it was dry clean only. We're all human.
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That guy's soul will never be clean again.
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That... that's...

You know what? I'm against the death penalty, and I'm sticking to it. Dying's too good for this bastard.
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That... that's...

You know what? I'm against the death penalty, and I'm sticking to it. Dying's too good for this bastard.

We can always hope one of the family members kills him.
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#16
Why the **** would the father care about a painting by some kid?
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That's messed up... that happened for throwing another kids drawing down the toilet? and he was 3?...

I remember when I was accused of beating up another kid at school when I was like 5 or 6 with a friend... but I didn't actually do anything

Also French guy, if you want to wash your son, use a bath. A BATH!

R.I.P to the kid.
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This is ****in despicable.


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Inb4 the pit floods this this thread with distasteful puns.

Oh please, this is way too clean a place for that. The humor is definitely dryer elsewhere. These kind fellows are way too nice to think of anything and would never go to any site they could launder distasteful puns from. Detergent

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Oh please, this is way too clean a place for that. The humor is definitely dryer elsewhere. These kind fellows are way too nice to think of anything and would never go to any site they could launder distasteful puns from. Detergent
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Well this is silly.
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Wasn't there another kid in a washing machine or dryer recently?

yeah, but that kid got his arm torn off when he was helping his mom.
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yeah, but that kid got his arm torn off when he was helping his mom.


That's the one. Good that someone had this story at hand.
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Alternate headline:

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OT Though that man is obviously a horrible parent and should be sent to prison and never allowed to care for children again.

I hear going to prison for killing a kid is worse than death.

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I hear going to prison for killing a kid is worse than death.
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I hear going to prison for killing a kid is worse than death.

Yup, even the hardened murders and rapists don't like the child abusers. He will get quite ****ed up in there.
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God DAMN that's one genuine dickhead right there

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That guy's soul will never be clean again.

I...i laughed.
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Yup, even the hardened murders and rapists don't like the child abusers. He will get quite ****ed up in there.
Teehee.
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when i saw the article was real my mouth did that slight open thing when you try to find words for something and just cant.

There truly are people who dont deserve to have the right to make children and yet they do and things like this happen. Then you have good,honest people who are responsible and hardworking who cant have children for medical reasons.

Go see the thread farther down with the woman spewing racist and hate filled comments on a subway with her child in her arms. What is becoming of the people in this world?
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