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#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-15919216

Saw this, watched the video and disputed the word rampage. I mean really? It nudged one pickup and then stood there looking confused. I would make some jokes about this story being bull etc, but I won't, and I'll leave them to you.
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#2
That's udderly retarded. RIP cow.
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#4
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That's udderly retarded. RIP cow.


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#5
Steaks. Mmmmmmm.
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#9
Looks like it's steak and burgers for dinner tonight.
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#10
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I don't have any puns, but I do agree that was one of the worst rampages I've ever seen. That stand off between the cow and police... Tense.

You could say it was a high steaks standoff.
#11
Cow shot dead?


What a load of horseshit.


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#12
That's what we class as a rampage these days?
Hell, I think I had a rampage on the bus home from work today, I accidentally bumped into another person.
#13
Whatever, compared to his bovine brothers this cow got it easy.
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#14
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That's what we class as a rampage these days?
Hell, I think I had a rampage on the bus home from work today, I accidentally bumped into another person.

#18
So was it a Bovine Bonny or Cylde the Cow?
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#19
That story isn't a news story it's Bullshit.

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#23
Shooting a cow because it nudged a pickup.

I suppose that pickup's got quite the impedance.
#25
Holy cow.
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#26
Wow, you guys are really milking those puns for all they're worth aren't you? It's an udderly horrific story though
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#29
The steaks were too high for the people of Darlington, they had to do it.
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#30
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Wow, you guys are really milking those puns for all they're worth aren't you? It's an udderly horrific story though
Yeah, quit it with the cheesy puns, you guys. This is bull. Honestly, what's the beef?
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#31
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I read that in the unreal tournament announcer voice RRRRRRRRRampage.

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#32
I guess that...



Was one mad cow.
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#35
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Maybe he was a zombie cow. When there is no more rumen hell, the dead will walk the earth.


Ok come on, you're really milking it at this point. Why don't you just mooove on to a different thread. I mean, how dairy you try to make a pun after all this.
#36
It seems like...

The steaks were high.
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#37
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#39
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Judging by the way it nudged that truck, it had a serious beef with somebody.

He was just trying to steer it.
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#40
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He was just trying to steer it.


Seems like he did a pretty fowl job.
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