#1
This whole article makes me laugh and sad at the same time. The writer sounds like one of this guys' woman he's impregnated then ditched.

Playaaaaaa

The guy's name too...
#2
Haha 'Cumming'

Yeah I'll bet.
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#4
I think there was a thread about this last night.
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#5
Can somebody shoot that man before he spreads any more of his worthless seed? He needs taking out of the gene pool.

Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
The writer sounds like one of this guys' woman he's impregnated then ditched.


That sentence makes absolutely no sense.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#6
Quote by BeefWellington
Can somebody shoot that man before he spreads any more of his worthless seed? He needs taking out of the gene pool.


That sentence makes absolutely no sense.

What? Yes it does
#7
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
What? Yes it does


Maybe it's the lack of sleep then, because I've read it 4 times and can't comprehend it.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#8
Quote by BeefWellington
That sentence makes absolutely no sense.

This. I get the point, but TS sort yourself out.
MATTERHORN
#9
Actually, it's his 17th child that's expected in January.
The man is a hero if he's managed to do all this without catching anything nasty.
#11
Quote by BeefWellington
Maybe it's the lack of sleep then, because I've read it 4 times and can't comprehend it.

"The writer sounds like one of this guys' woman he's impregnated then ditched."

Basically, the person writing the article sounds like an ex-lover of the guy in question.
#12
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
"The writer sounds like one of this guy's women he's impregnated then ditched."

Basically, the person writing the article sounds like an ex-lover of the guy in question.

Fix'd, dude.
MATTERHORN
#13
Quote by Doctor Matthews
Fix'd, dude.


NOW I get it. Amazing how much one letter can screw with your head.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#14
Quote by BeefWellington
NOW I get it. Amazing how much one letter can screw with your head.

OH. My bad.
#15
Quote by BeefWellington
NOW I get it. Amazing how much one letter can screw with your head.

Plus his apostrophe use is atrocious. But whatevs.
MATTERHORN
#16
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Good old Mail reporting the really important issues.

They are demonstrating how the welfare state has directly caused the total and complete decline of British society into a godless hellhole full of nothing but utter despair and humiliation for everyone involved in said society.

That's not important to you? Oh yeah, you're a communist.
#17
Quote by Doctor Matthews
Plus his apostrophe use is atrocious. But whatevs.

Commenting on my grammar when using words like that? I hope that's meant to be ironic.


(saftey smile)
#18
Well, a new child is Cumming, we should all be glad for him!
DeVillains!
#19
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Commenting on my grammar when using words like that? I hope that's meant to be ironic.

(saftey smile)


Not sure if you're making a joke or if that's actually a typo because THAT would be ironic.
#21
Quote by rhinomiester647
Not sure if you're making a joke or if that's actually a typo because THAT would be ironic.



I'm tired. Been up since, well, midday. Okay. You win.

Bloody grammar Nazis...
#22
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy


I'm tired. Been up since, well, midday. Okay. You win.

Bloody grammar Nazis...


Don't worry bro, I had to edit my post because I put "your" instead of "you're" so I didn't want the irony of you pointing out the irony of my post pointing out your irony.
#23
Quote by rhinomiester647
Don't worry bro, I had to edit my post because I put "your" instead of "you're" so I didn't want the irony of you pointing out the irony of my post pointing out your irony.

You're quick with your editing. I saw that "And" you sly old dog.
#24
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Bloody grammar Nazis...

Its actually spelt "Natzis." But whatevs.


(saftey smile)


MATTERHORN
#25
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
You're quick with your editing. I saw that "And" you sly old dog.


What "And"? I mean I just... took the picture... out! What are you... psshhh don't listen to this guy... I mean...

<.<
>.>

*Slowly walks away*

*Hopes nobody saw this post pre-edit*
Last edited by rhinomiester647 at Nov 28, 2011,
#26
Does he have something against condoms? I mean, by the time you'd hit the 10th one you kinda go "maybe I should start using the ol' rubbers".

EDIT: And what the **** happened to "Hey hun, this is my 17th one. Maybe you should get an abortion?"
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Nov 28, 2011,
#27
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I think there was a thread about this last night.

There was, I was there. It was loads better than this grammar-off.

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#28
It's the Mail. What do you expect?
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#29
That’s right. This vile sack-of-no-good (I’m in no mood to mince my words) lines up newborns like a row of dominos and expects us, the eternally beleaguered taxpayer, to accommodate his lustful ways.



i read this and thought "hmm, a woman probably wrote this." i was right.
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