#1
Funny typo directly at the top of Musician's Friend's website. Their new holiday logo in the upper left corner misspells the word "guaranteed." It says

"Best selection, price & service. Guranteed."



I'm no adbot so I'm not even putting a link. You know where to find it.
#7
The pit won't be impressed. I can gurantee that.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#9
Well this is ackward.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.