Poll: What do you call your mother?
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View poll results: What do you call your mother?
*Her First Name*
9 4%
Mom
127 57%
Mother
11 5%
Mommy
9 4%
Mama
16 7%
Other
49 22%
Voters: 221.
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#1
Anywho, I know this guy who's 21 years old and he calls his mother 'mommy' or sometimes 'mama'. I found that real odd. Another guy I know who's 19 calls his mom by her first name. That's real disrespectful IMO but he says his mom doesn't mind.

What do you guys call your mother?

EDIT: I call her mom.

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Last edited by behind_you at Nov 28, 2011,
#2
I call her Mother. Or Mum.
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#3
I call her muzzeir.
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#5
Mom.
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#6
I call her Mom.
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#7
Mom or her first name. Depends on the situation.
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#8
I call her Mom. Pretty much never anything else.

Your friend sounds like he has something sexual going on with his mama.
#9
I refer to her to other people as mommy as a joke, but not to her face. I just call her mom.
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#10
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#11
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Your friend sounds like he has something sexual going on with his mama.
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#12
I call her 'Mother Dear' or 'Mum'.
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#13
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I refer to her to other people as mommy as a joke, but not to her face. I just call her mom.


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I call her 'Mother Dear'.

Is that a British thing? 'Cuz it sounds kinda patronizing.
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Is that a British thing? 'Cuz it sounds kinda patronizing.


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#19
Quote by due 07
Is that a British thing? 'Cuz it sounds kinda patronizing.

I'm not sure if it's a British thing, I used to call her it to be patronising but now it's kinda stuck.
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#20
I have a cousin who calls his mother 'Mummy.'
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#21
I also call my mother, 'muvva'.
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#22
I call her mom, or if I'm being whinny and want something I'll call her mommy or mama.
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#27
Mamma (Pronounced like the Spanish word, "Mamá"). Anything else sound cheesy in my dialect of Norwegian.
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#30
Quote by due 07
Is that a British thing? 'Cuz it sounds kinda patronizing.

It's not patronising! If I want to ask a friend for something I'll sometimes ask them like 'James m'dear'. (Usually also in a West Country accent. It sounds quite endearing.) I sometimes say that to my mother. I'm quite matesy with my mother, it's pretty awesome.

I call my mother 'mummy' occasionally in mirth. Mum usually to her face though.
#33
I call her by her first name, and apparently I'm the only one to do so
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#34
I used to call her mommy. Then I started calling her mom in a British accent out of boredom. Now it's a habit.
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#35
Wait, you find calling your mother by her first name disrespectful? I would happily call my mother by her first name if she wanted me to. I could probably get away with it now, she'd just find it odd and it'd be difficult for me to change habits.
#36
Only if I'm talking to my brother (he's 8).

Eg. "Go and tell mummy" or something like that.
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#39
"Mom" when we're having a tiff I call her "Linda"
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#40
Usually mama, occasionally madre, and either mother or her first name to piss her off.
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