#1
Hi pit.

I am SO lazy. I don't do anything all day apart from go to my lectures. I'll literally lie in bed and listen to music. I can't even be bothered to play xbox. What should I do with my time?

I do sport, but I'm out injured til after Christmas

tl;dr my sheep had sex with a friend
#3
Foreskin ---> sheepskin
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#5
Why don't you send some of your obviously superfluous money to me so I can study for finals instead of going to work.
#6
You could be a nude model for a provocative outdoor installation in a populous city centre. At least you would be useful to someone while doing nothing.


Something with lady fluids and animal hide. I dunno, I'm not an artist.
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#9
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I believe you'll find that's an accepted term in the UK

Are you from the North East or something?
#12
Quote by Tanglewoodguit

I have no money Lattes

It's alright. I guess this inguinal hernia will just have to wait.
#13
Get off your backside and study!

Im doing my masters, went out last night, got trashed, am hanging like a bitch, still went to lectures all day, and yet I am studying right now... After I finish this sentence... Even though I was asleep between 11am-4pm and havent done jack all work today....

>_>
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#14
You shouldn't have let your sheep away from the kitchen.


Wait...
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#16
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I have no money Lattes

Well that rules out all but one of my suggestions.

Get a job y'bum!
#17
Dip all your fingers in dripping candle wax and rub the tips together.
#21
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Take meth and study.

Don't be silly, a sizable dose of adderall will suffice.
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#22
You should be more attentive to your sheep. Your relationship with it is crumbling and it turned to your friend for comfort because you refused to acknowledge its needs. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Take meth and study.

Take ometh and study.


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#30
"I do sport" is a perfectly acceptable sentence.
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#35
Quote by guitarxo
You should be more attentive to your sheep. Your relationship with it is crumbling and it turned to your friend for comfort because you refused to acknowledge its needs. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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#36
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You should spend some of your time learning English.

his sentence was correct depending on how you interpret it
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#37
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Hi pit.

I am SO lazy. I don't do anything all day apart from go to my lectures. I'll literally lie in bed and listen to music. I can't even be bothered to play xbox. What should I do with my time?

I do sport, but I'm out injured til after Christmas

tl;dr my sheep had sex with a friend


1. Sell your xbox
2. Sell your television
3. Sell your bed

In the beginning of a life changing paradigm it will feel like you are taking steps backwards, but things will get better so get to it man.
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#38
Play the guitar?


I'll get my coat...
Dude, where's my band?