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#1
It seems like every English person that I've ever spoken to has a piano in their home. WTF English people?
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#2
all those nice straight white keys, clearly they're overcompensating for their teeth.
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#3
It makes their teeth look smaller.

EDIT:
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all those nice straight white keys, clearly they're overcompensating for their teeth.



You know what they say about great minds.
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all those nice straight white keys, clearly they're overcompensating for their teeth.

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#5
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all those nice straight white keys, clearly they're overcompensating for their teeth.


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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#6
Because we're just superior like that.

Americans would probably just use it as a dinner tray.
#7
1 of my friends owns a piano.

You must know a hell of a lot of upper middle class Englishmen.

Also America: Bad teeth > Over being fat and dumb
#8
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It makes their teeth look smaller.

EDIT:


You know what they say about great minds.


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#10
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1 of my friends owns a piano.

You must know a hell of a lot of upper middle class Englishmen.

Also America: Bad teeth > Over being fat and dumb



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#11
It seems like every American I've ever met is either violently retarded or really really fat.

AND WHAT BLUD
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all those nice straight white keys, clearly they're overcompensating for their teeth.

I came in here to post this. Exactly this. Damn ninja!


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#17
American with a small penis = Owns big trucks

Englishman with a small penis = Owns large piano

Irishman with a small penis = Owns a large tractor
#18
I have a keyboard >.>

EDIT: ^ Does that mean I'm well hung?
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#22
I used to have a piano, it was an old out of tune pub piano that had loads of cigarette burns, it had character, but then my parents got rid of it.

Edit: By 'got rid of it' I mean my dad smashed it up in the garden then burnt it.
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#24
i'm english and don't own a piano...
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#25
What with the English teeth thing? I've never heard anything about teeth before
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#26
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I have a keyboard >.>

EDIT: ^ Does that mean I'm well hung?

Well judging by those pics....
#28
****, you're right!!!!! All of my friends own pianos (including me) and none of us even play the piano!

Meh... English over American any day.
#31
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It seems like every American I've ever met is either violently retarded or really really fat.

This isn't too far from the truth. I'm not really really fat, but I'm fat. And a lot of my friends are violently retarded (in a derogatory way). If you had mentioned that they were also very supercilious, then you would be spot on.
#32
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Well judging by those pics....

Your'e just jealous and you know it!
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#33
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What with the English teeth thing? I've never heard anything about teeth before


All English people have crooked teeth. They also drink tea all the time, eat English muffins erryday, wear those jackets with patches on the elbows, wear a monocle at all times, and own a top hat. It's just the way it is.


Just like how all Americans are fat, ugly, stupid, watch fox news, drive around in a pickup truck, own shotguns, and watch NFL every Sunday.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#38
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Because we're just superior like that.

Americans would probably just use it as a dinner tray.



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#40
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All English people have crooked teeth. They also drink tea all the time, eat English muffins erryday, wear those jackets with patches on the elbows, wear a monocle at all times, and own a top hat. It's just the way it is.


Just like how all Americans are fat, ugly, stupid, watch fox news, drive around in a pickup truck, own shotguns, and watch NFL every Sunday.

I'm not ugly.
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