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A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.

Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.


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#2
I saw this earlier. It's funny, but kind of a dick move.
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I saw this earlier. It's funny, but kind of a dick move.


You meant to say that it was a shitty move on his part, right?

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How much does tattoo removal cost? £60000 seems a bit steep.

Edit:
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."


What a boss! Also while I've never had a tattoo done, I'm pretty sure you can't pass out because of the pain.
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#9
In America, rather then getting revenge by your own means, just sue the culprit in the first place.

I hope she gets nothing.
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Deserved it.
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that guy ain't got shit on Jef Whitehead.
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How much does tattoo removal cost?.



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How much does tattoo removal cost? £60000 seems a bit steep.

Edit:

What a boss! Also while I've never had a tattoo done, I'm pretty sure you can't pass out because of the pain.


While I've never had a tattoo done, I'm pretty sure she passed out due to the alcohol.
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#21
But that makes no sense. You can't drink and get a tattoo, alcohol thins your blood and you'll bleed everywhere if you try and get one drunk. That was on the waiver too
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#22
hahaha i just got the joke, the narnia trilogy is the equivalent of a pile of steamy shit

wheres your problem officer?
#23
She deserved it. Awesome though
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#24
...scene from the Narnia trilogy...

Having released three movies out of seven (I think) books does not make it a trilogy. Whoever wrote the article should be ashamed.
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hahaha i just got the joke, the narnia trilogy is the equivalent of a pile of steamy shit

wheres your problem officer?


There's seven books. 7 != 3...

This is hilarious though.
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Having released three movies out of seven (I think) books does not make it a trilogy. Whoever wrote the article should be ashamed.


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#29
Well shit.
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Having released three movies out of seven (I think) books does not make it a trilogy. Whoever wrote the article should be ashamed.

I could understand if they had said it was a pentalogy, seeing as how "The Horse and his Boy" hardly features any of the main characters, and "The Magician's Nephew" was written as a prequel to the series after it was finished, but trilogy?

No. Just, no.
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But that makes no sense. You can't drink and get a tattoo, alcohol thins your blood and you'll bleed everywhere if you try and get one drunk. That was on the waiver too

No. A tattoo gun's needle won't pierce the blood vessels bad enough to instigate any excessive amount of bleeding as long as its used properly. You can't get a tattoo when you are drunk so people don't get drunk and get stupid tattoos, then try to get the artist in trouble just for doing their job.

OT: I don't even care about why he did it, that is what she gets for allowing someone to tattoo her when she was drunk.
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#33
Bitch deserves it.
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She got what she asked for, where's the problem?

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#36
He should've tattoed a moustache on her face too.
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She cheated on him. She was sort of asking for it.
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While I've never had a tattoo done, I'm pretty sure she passed out due to the alcohol.



while alcohol is a strong factor, this isn't the first time somebodies tried to sue a tattooist because they feel asleep or passed out halfway though and didn't get what they wanted. It seems to be the general consensus that it is impossible too sleep when getting a tattoo.
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No. A tattoo gun's needle won't pierce the blood vessels bad enough to instigate any excessive amount of bleeding as long as its used properly. You can't get a tattoo when you are drunk so people don't get drunk and get stupid tattoos, then try to get the artist in trouble just for doing their job.

OT: I don't even care about why he did it, that is what she gets for allowing someone to tattoo her when she was drunk.

You DO bleed when getting a tattoo. It's not a deep slicing situation, but if you've been drinking you will bleed a lot more.
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