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#1
...and someone barges into the bathroom and attacks you. How would you defend yourself?
cat
#3
Crank the water temp to the max, grab the shower head and spray the attacker with scalding very hot water.
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#5
bite them in the jugular
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#7
Beat them to death with my penis...

Fight like normal taking extra care not to smash my balls most likely.
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#9
They'd look downward and feel intimidated and just leave embarrassed.

Unless they're a girl, then that's a whole different story


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#12
impale them with my dick
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#14
Don't put this fear in my head!
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#15
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I've never thought about it that way. I'm now going to start locking the door every time I have a shower.

I made this thread because I just had a shower and I was thinking about this the whole time, and I realized I don't have a good strategy.
cat
#18
Quote by guitarxo
I made this thread because I just had a shower and I was thinking about this the whole time, and I realized I don't have a good strategy.


I've thought about it so much, and I never think of anything good.

Nothing.


I'd be dead.
#19
Quote by guitarxo
I made this thread because I just had a shower for the first time and I was thinking about this the whole time, and I realized I don't have a good strategy.

Fix'd.


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#21
Using my shaving razor to cut my chest, rubbing the blood on my face, scream, charge them, and bite their neck.
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#22
I'd piss on them. I'm gonna piss myself so why waste it?
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#24
Mushroom Slap Dat Mutha ****a!
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#25
Sweep the leg, Johnny.
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#27
Quote by guitarxo
...and someone barges into the bathroom and attacks you. How would you defend yourself?


Scream wildly whilst they have to adore the sight of my flapping genitals.
#29
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PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!


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#30
I'd try to make a move towards them to bring them down, but it'll probably end with me bleeding profusely from my head after slipping and clipping the metal bar
#31
get boner
proceed to beat the shit out of them as per usual, but with a boner
jizz on their corpse
???
profit
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#32
Quote by guitarxo
I made this thread because I just had a shower and I was thinking about this the whole time, and I realized I don't have a good strategy.

Good call on that.
I'll be thinking about this until I find something suitable.
#33
That depends if they have a weapon or not and what type of weapon.
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#34
Punch, kick, use my dick as a club?
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#36
Probably pull down the rod that holds the curtain and beat them with it.

My shower is about 20 ft from the door, so I'd have enough time unless they were in touch with their star player.

edit: I can lock the shower door in the main bathroom, but I never use that one.
Last edited by -[NiL]- at Nov 29, 2011,
#37
id grab all the shampoo bottles and throw them at the attacker and then use the shower head on the face melting setting to melt them and if all else fails say hello to my little friend
#38
Helicopter dick
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#40
Hmm, that's an interesting question. I've always been on the other side of this situation, so I don't know...

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