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#1
This is the biggest mouth ulcer I've ever had and it's hurts to talk, hurts to eat, hurts to drink. As long as my lip moves even the slightest bit it ****ing kills.

Anyone else love these things?

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#3
Yea people always yell at me when I call them ulcers (they call em canker sores), so I literally just looked it up and they are a certain type of mouth ulcer caused by a puncture in the mucus membrane.
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#6
Ah, the more I know. And on topic yes these things ****iing suck. But I haven't had one in about a couple months so I'm good for now
#7
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This will sound gross but I haven't brushed for 2 days and I shudder at the thought. If I tried it would hurt. Alot. Trust me.
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#8
Yeah, I had 2 for a week, healed up finally yesterday.

It's doesn't necessarily has to be bad mouth hygiene, as mine is definitely good. It sometimes occurs because of poor balance of B* vitamins in the body. I get them once in a while all the time, annoying, but I learned to live with them and they usually heal up in less than a week.
#9
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#12
I have them from time to time. Hurts like hell, but I've been through worse The straws and toothpaste tips are legit! Do it. You should use a very soft brush obviously and just brush the blister very very VERY softly with an overdose of toothpaste. ??? Profit!
#13
I had a mouth full of these once had to communicate with pen and paper
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#14
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#15
I used to then someone reminded me of :
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and now their gone in a day or two without much annoyance in the meantime.


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I've had those but I thought that they were just cold sores, I had no idea it was ulcers...

Same basic virus I think. Though people seem to think cold sores = herpes, so I just call them mouth ulcers.
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#16
I often get a few of these a week for months in a row. **** that shit. Gargle salt water, drink lots of berroca. And there's a cream you can put on them that numbs them and heals them up. Get that and put it on before you go to bed.
#20
Oh god, TS! Do you know how it could end? Take a sharp knife and cut it out right now! NO! THERES NO ****ING TIME TO GO TO A DOCTOR! CUT IT OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR MOUTH AMPUTATED!
#21
What the hell is that? I've never had anything like that.
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#25
got one growing atm lol
gonna give it around 8 days and it'll go away
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#26
all the time. i like to use alum. it's a spice, you can find it at the grocery store. it's used for pickling cucumbers and other stuff. put a little on your ulcer and grip your counter cause it's gonna hurt like shit. but when you can't handle it anymore and spit it out, it will feel better, be smaller, and it will go away faster.
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#28
Thread title is appropriate, I hate these f*cking things. Just got over one that "'ve had for a week. It's up there in the category of biggest pains in the ass and annoyances.
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#29
I get those a lot too. Can't stand them. And I always seem to get them when we're having enchiladas or some kind of mexican food for dinner.
#31
What the heck did you do to yourself son? D:
I only get those if I hit my gum with a toothbrush.
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#32
I just got over one of those a few days ago. It's especially unpleasant if you are a trombonist. If you even try to play, you are rewarded with an ungodly amount of pain.


Why is it that so many people are getting them at this time of the year?
#33
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#34
I have one right now but it's on a spot that actually doesn't hurt. I hate them with a burning passion, though. I think they pop up if you don't eat enough fruit or something. Can't really remember.


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#35
That's an easy fix; you can apply some hydrogen peroxide with a q-tip, or gargle w/a mixture of peroxide and mouth wash.
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#37
Perfect time to start eating opium, if there ever were one.
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#38
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This! The stuff tastes fantastic too.
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#39
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I just got over one of those a few days ago. It's especially unpleasant if you are a trombonist. If you even try to play, you are rewarded with an ungodly amount of pain.


Why is it that so many people are getting them at this time of the year?

Oh god yes. I know that feeling far too well.
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#40
If any of you can believe it, I woke up today and it's actually BIGGER then in the pic.
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