#1
It's an alarm clock! It's a vibrator! It's Both!




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#2
Dick in a box is the only gift for a woman

either that or some more washing up liquid
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#3
Wouldn't it be uncomfortable sleeping with that in your underwear?
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#4
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Dick in a box is the only gift for a woman

either that or some more washing up liquid



and sandwich making supplies
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
Chloroform.
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#7
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Wouldn't it be uncomfortable sleeping with that in your snatch?

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#9
Divorce.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
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I immediately think of the Folgers jingle.

The best part of waking up is a vibrator in your butt


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#12
Reminds me when I got a strap-on dildo for my friend for birthday. She liked it, her boyfriend, not so much.
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#13
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Reminds me when I got a strap-on dildo for my friend for birthday. She liked it, her boyfriend, not so much.


Probably because he knew he was the one getting shafted
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Quote by slash_GNR666
Probably because he knew he was the one getting shafted

I wanted to call Captain Obvious but I realized he's right there.
I live near Lake Bodom WORSHIP MEEEEEEE

Quote by Sami Philadelph
LOL, for some reason the impression I get from you is like some wacky Frank Zappa of metal pulling pranks at the Grammys and telling crude jokes during interviews.
#15
fog machine. bitches love fog machines.
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