#1
I was on the bus the other day, i was wondering if the bus was going to topple over how would you avoid doing a cliff burton? Would you try to get to the middle of the bus or do the whole 'brace' thing'?
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You mean falling asleep in the wrong bunk and paying for it with your life?

I'd probably sleep on the shitter
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You mean falling asleep in the wrong bunk and paying for it with your life?

I'd probably sleep on the shitter


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#13
Is that what being crushed by a bus is called now? Pulling a Cliff Burton?
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I'd close the goddamn window.
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Is that what being crushed by a bus is called now? Pulling a Cliff Burton?


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I nearly pulled a Cliff Burton on the school bus once or twice.
Bus drivers around here are crazy, and occasionally they'll take a corner on two wheels.
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#19
Its not pulling a burton that scares me, its pulling a Dimebag that really makes me think.
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#21
Well in the UK the phrase 'to go for a Burton' means to crash or get fucked up in some way, so...
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#22
I'd draw a joker and call for Kirk to have the top bunk.
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#23
If the bus toppled over while I was in one, I would get down on the floor in front of me and grab ahold of something immovable. If there isn't one, then I would just get under the seats in front of me, so if it topples over, I will hopefully just hit the bottom of the seat.

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Falling asleep and being crushed by a bus = Pulling a Cliff Burton


Unfortunately the odds of successfully pulling off a "burton" is like a bazzillion to one. so it is a term that is often unused. You rarely find yourself being crushed by a bus.
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Unfortunately the odds of successfully pulling off a "burton" is like a bazzillion to one. so it is a term that is often unused. You rarely find yourself being crushed by a bus.




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