#1
Sup Pit,

I was just sitting here on my Laptop looking at The Pit when I got up to go feed my cat. When I got up I realised I had a numb ass but I didn't really mind, I just hit it a few times to regain feeling. After it started to regain feeling however I started to feel like I'd pissed myself. I was like "the fuk is this?" and took a look at what was happening. There was no piss so I prodded down there and didn't feel anything. It was then I realised that my balls and **** were numb. I was surprised to say the least because I'd just been sitting normally and this had never happened to me before.

Share your experiences with things going numb, Pit.
#3
Your head is numb.
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#4
My hands went numb for a week a few months ago for no apparent reason. Literally, I couldn't feel anything i touched, it was a wierd week.
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#7
i hate waking up to find that you slept on your arm, and it's gone completely numb and totally limp, and you have to pick it up with your other arm and shake it a bit to get the feeling back, and then when the feeling finally comes back, it stings like crazy.
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#9
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i hate waking up to find that you slept on your arm, and it's gone completely numb and totally limp, and you have to pick it up with your other arm and shake it a bit to get the feeling back, and then when the feeling finally comes back, it stings like crazy.

I once woke up with a dead leg and a dead arm.
So one half of my body was pretty much incapable of movement. Weird morning.
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#13
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I once woke up with a dead leg and a dead arm.
So one half of my body was pretty much incapable of movement. Weird morning.


I would've been half freaked out that I was having a stroke.
#14
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It sounds to me like the OP is finally going through puberty. :p

Did you lose feeling in your balls as part of puberty? I'm pretty sure that's not normal bro
#15
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I once woke up with a dead leg and a dead arm.
So one half of my body was pretty much incapable of movement. Weird morning.

I woke up with a dead hooker once.
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I woke up with a dead hooker once.

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#18
ok...well....i have numb eyes from this thread...and my boner died...

thank you ts
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#19
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She's a mortician.
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#20
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i hate waking up to find that you slept on your arm, and it's gone completely numb and totally limp, and you have to pick it up with your other arm and shake it a bit to get the feeling back, and then when the feeling finally comes back, it stings like crazy.


This. Except I get in my legs as well.
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#22
My dick has fallen asleep. It's not cool, like when your arm or leg does. It's painful.
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#23
I like trying to walk after my leg or foot goes numb

I try to walk as normal as possible. Shit's tough.
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#24
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That's a bit grim. Is she hot?


Females aren't morticians, silly.
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#25
My face has gone numb quite a few times
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#27
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does your ass count as an appendage?


No, but I wish my ass was numb right now. Fucking hemorrhoids.
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#29
A lot of you people in this thread need to see a doctor...
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#30
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A lot of you people in this thread need to see a doctor...


I'm not letting anyone stick their hands anywhere near my ass.
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#31
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My hands went numb for a week a few months ago for no apparent reason. Literally, I couldn't feel anything i touched, it was a wierd week.

how were the faps
#33
I got a good numb experience for you to try. Wear tight, athletic shorts and ride a stationary bike with shitty padding for 30-45 minutes. When you get up and walk around, and your newly un-numbed dick rubs against your shorts, TRY to fight off the erection.
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#34
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Had my arm go numb once while I was asleep. I freaked out because I wasn't fully awake yet. Woke my Brother and Mom up yelling so loud. :p


One time my arm went completely numb when I was sleeping. I tried to put it up so I could grab something above me and I ended up slapping myself in the face.
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#35
I fuucking hate it when I'm sitting on the floor with my legs crossed, and one of them goes numb.

Then when I start to regain feeling of it, it starts to sting like a motherfucka and I can't do anything about it, even if I spend minutes trying to rub it off...


Also, when that happens, I like to spread my leg on the floor and try to move my toes like in Kill Bill.
#36
My middle finger has been completely numb since i got it slammed in a fence... sad sad day...