#2
How ever much was required for the tasks he would perform with the wood.
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#3
42.
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#6
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#7
As much as he had to to feed his starving family until he could finish his internship and become a stockbroker and quit his shitty job as a wood chopper.
#8
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
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#9
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#10
None of it, some of it or all of it. Take your pick.
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#11
I dunno, I'm still trying to tie my sandwich to my cat
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#12
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I dunno, I'm still trying to tie my sandwich to my cat

Dude, that's worse than dividing by zero, wtf are you trying to doom us ALL?
#13
I could do 20k blocks of wood on Minecraft in a day.
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#16
If a wood chopper could chop wood, he would chop your wood off
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#17
Wood chopper? It's wood chuck, homeboi.
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#18
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Which apparently is 700 lbs.
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#19
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

ie, chuckloads
#20
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Dude, that's worse than dividing by zero, wtf are you trying to doom us ALL?

I just wanted it to float!
Ever since we played "the floor is lava" it's so traumatised... poor animal
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#23
i don't get the thread title. are you implying that wood choppers can't chop would? wood choppers do, in fact, chop wood, therefore your hypothetical question is rendered pointless.
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#24
Enought to make a gay thread.
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#25
Yes.
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#28
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#29
Well let's go through this now.

-We must now the average size and weight of the wood chopper.

-We would have to gauge his strength, we would need to measure the pressure he exerts during the chopping action.

-Then we combine his general cardio-pulmonary effectiveness.

-Then we must see how many calories and fluids he will ingest and burn off.

-Combine that with his average speed per cord of wood. Cords per hour.

Technically the real number is infinite. But since we don't live forever we would have to break up his abilities into cords per hour, then see how many cords per hour he will be able to fit in 24 hour time periods......Zulu time.