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Part 2 is now posted.

Who is Valerie Patterson, you ask? Well, I shall tell you...

She's a prostitute. Her diary, which I found about 3 months ago in a hotel room (she had apparently just forgotten it there after a job), has finally been transcribed onto my computer, and I will now share it with you all in a series of parts, or "episodes", that will be released every few days or so within this thread.

The diary is completely real, there is no trolling, no lying, and no fabricating of any of this material. Entries within it span from early 2010 to 2011 and then cut off. The names throughout the diary are likely made-up by Valerie herself, but as an extra precaution, I have omitted and substituted these names with my own names, which means "Valerie Patterson" is fake as well.

Valerie's diary gives no phone number, no email, no information that makes a connection back to any reachable person. She has made certain that her real identity is left more or less a mystery. However, the entries suggest she is a young, Italian girl, of about 22-23 years old.

The content ranges from feelings, poems, accounts of daily earnings, stories, and graphic sex scenes. I release the entries as they have been chronologically entered in the diary.

Again, this is a REAL primary source of the life of a prostitute. I hope you all find it interesting, as I certainly have. Also note that the numbers appearing next to the dates on some of these entries just indicate how much money she made on that particular day.

I'll leave the introduction simple, and say no more. Here it is:

Part 1

March 12th, 2010 $250

I fell asleep. I was trying to help Guce & Laura work things out so we could all stay together. He stopped to have a spliff and chat with me probably at about 12 AM, then went to Laura’s room at around 12:45 AM. I said for him to come back and tell me what happened. I said I would stay up. Suddenly it’s 2:50 AM. Guess not. Guess I fell asleep. Guess so did he. He, not Laura, is answering the phones. The room is dank. I couldn’t find his truck though. Hope everything is OK.

May 12th, 2010 $0

Made absolutely no money yesterday and only $250 the day before. Guce and Laura don’t seem to be getting along spectacularly. Hector has cancer.

June 10th, 2010 $700

Three pimps checked into rooms on our floor. One from behind looked pretty damn hot. One other pimp tried to holla at me. I wonder if that ever works.

July 27th, 2010 $500

Guce and I had a wee tiff. He won’t take my money anymore. I think I’ll leave and find my own situation.

July 29th, 2010 $250

Finally got to go to a hotel I picked (: . I got good taste.

September 3rd, 2010

I finally left Guce and Laura to go to Cot in Arizona.
I’ll miss them both terribly. It’s nice here, though. I went in the back yard, and you can see two massively tall palm trees just looking over it. Amazing. There are cacti lining the road to this complex. Cot took me back to his place. It’s seriously gorgeous. I haven’t been upstairs yet, but I think it’s just his room and bathroom up there. Not sure where I’ll be sleeping yet. We came back here and had a blunt. Then he had to go pick up his homeboy. First we ****ed, though. He asked me if I was going to give him some before he went to get his homeboy. I took another draw of the blunt, then got up and kissed him. He’s a good kisser. Then I pulled away and said I wanted to take a shower first. He said something and I kissed his neck and moved to his mouth, then got on his lap. I was being quite sexually aggressive. Kind of out of character. Then he got up and started to take control....

.. to be continued. The next episode will be released about 4-5 days from now.

Part 2

September 3rd, 2010

continued from the same entry in the part 1....

...he undid my fly and whispered “don’t worry, I’m clean.” Well, I sure hope so. He then undid his own and I gave him a BJ. Lovely fresh-tasting dick. Then he did me doggy style. He kept pulling out as I was about to come. I swear I was vibrating with desire. He said “you’re my bitch now” a few times while ****ing me. Yeah, I am.

Afterwards I went for a shower and he went to get his homeboy just before 4 AM. Now it’s 9:30 AM. Men always take so much longer than they tell you. They always get cought up doing something else. Well, hustlers certainly do. Great, now my cell phone is dying and he’s still not back. This makes me feel uneasy. I don’t know him that well, and I’ve been left in his house alone for five hours now. He’s not telling me much about when to expect him. I have no money and soon no phone. I know he will come back. I just hope it’s sooner rather than later.
Lilly –xx~

December 12th, 2010

Cot is telling me that Katy is a ho. It is a definite possibility.
He’s also telling me lots of shit about being out of pocket. I seem to be doing a lot of it.

December 14th, 2010

What the hell is wrong with me? I feel depressed as shit today.

December 16th, 2010

You say “I love you”, “I got you”
I know you lie
I trust you all the same
I don’t know why
‘Cause when my back is turned,
my bruises shine.
Our broken fairy tale
So hard to hide

You pull the strings firmly
I know I should fight
Eyes straight ahead
Not a squeak do I make
You hold my head high
‘Cos I can’t
Balanced on a knife’s edge
Can you place my feet so I don’t fall
The lava below
Already scalding my feet
Now say “trust me”
I wonder can I?
An inch to the right
And that’s the end of my story
You promise me heaven
But I’m closer to hell
Will I burn alone?
Fallen & forgotten
Or will we fly together?
Tell me my story
Tell me my ending
Should I fear?
Am I near the end?
Will I lose everything?
Will I lose all of me?
To be your puppet?


December 19, 2010

This hasn't been my worst year. 2007 will forever be the worst. But it's a damn close second. I lost my entire family this year, all so I can continue ho'ing. At one point I fealt OK. I was earning enough to afford enough drugs. Cot understood what I was doing, though. He was there when it all hit the fan. While he wasn't able to heal my heart, he did have a blunt to numb it. Weed put me back on my feet. Work kept me distracted. Weed made me multi-orgasmic for all of my clients (except the ones who like to drag my...

The rest of this entry and all of Part 3 will be posted about 4-5 days from now.
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#2
and you're posting this why exactly?
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#3
Cool story, ho
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*1000 pages*
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And you touched that book thinking it was clean?
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#6
Sounds like it could be really interesting. So you seriously just found this in a hotel room? That's pretty cool. Why don't you just release them all at once?

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dope
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#8
alright after reading that its obviously bs
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i have been bullied before and i know what its like. its ****ing horrible and thats why i feel so strongly about fags like me.
#13
**** my diary!

What the shit dude? That's pretty messed up. Please take that down.
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#14
I do sort of think this is neat though, all jokes aside.
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Cool story, ho
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How do you pronounce that name Guce? Is it pronounced as juice? Or is it Gook? I don't know.
Goo-chay, probably.
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I was saying Goose
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everything that you've come to expect


#17
I have a former prostitute friend. She has the best stories ever. Will be reading.
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#27
Sounds interesting, tbh.
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Sounds interesting, tbh.

this

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I'm liking this thread.


I don't like the power you have from withholding stories though.
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um. not gonna necessarily say bullshit but ...

"Guce and I had a wee tiff."

what young italian-american prostitute is going to describe something as a "wee tiff"?
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How do you pronounce that name Guce? Is it pronounced as juice? Or is it Gook? I don't know.

Gucci.

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um. not gonna necessarily say bullshit but ...

"Guce and I had a wee tiff."

what young italian-american prostitute is going to describe something as a "wee tiff"?


That's what I was thinking as well. It's more of a Scottish/Irish thing.
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um. not gonna necessarily say bullshit but ...

"Guce and I had a wee tiff."

what young italian-american prostitute is going to describe something as a "wee tiff"?

The one Carnivean made up when he started this thread.
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The one Carnivean made up when he started this thread.


sssssh! Don't tell, she's real just like Dorris Butterina.....
#38
This is weird.
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um. not gonna necessarily say bullshit but ...

"Guce and I had a wee tiff."

what young italian-american prostitute is going to describe something as a "wee tiff"?


She is of Italian descent only, so Italian-American.

And I agree with the "Goo-chee" or "Goose" pronunciations of Guce.
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