#1
I'm not actually a dendrophiliac. This is a song I wrote based on a dirty joke trend I came up with. It's pop punk in B.

There's a fu**ed up guy
In Pennistone Park
He's doing it with the trees
He's tearing them apart.

I'm a dendrophiliac
Yes I am.
Something's growing
And not in a good way.

Let's drive on down
To Pennistone Park
And see what goes where
In the dark.
(Riff)

Spreading his seed.
And not in a good way.
Woulda gone on her joyride
But something's moving outside
There's a f***ed up guy
****ing oaks and pines.

Something's growing
And not in a good way
Doing it with the trees
All day.



The tense changes from being a couple seeing, to actually being, an old guy having sex with a tree. It's supposed to a fun song, so if the WTF's were kept to a minimum that'd be great. I'm recording it in a couple weeks- if anythin can be improved on lyrical grounds, leti'rip.

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Last edited by river.wild at Dec 3, 2011,
#2
I actually really like it it needs a joke about him spreading his seed tho and the Blooming his flowers verse isnt as good as the rest imo
#3
Cool lyrics dude, haha! Punk can sometimes have that WTF factor in its songs. Probably gonna sound great when recorded
#4
@knutjob Thanks a bunch! Spreading the seed works much better
Thankya too, señor Thrash.

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Last edited by river.wild at Dec 3, 2011,
#5
no worries I like humorous lyrics, being the joyful chap that I am theyre pretty much the only thing I can write
#6
That was pretty funny lol, great work
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.