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please click this link .

http://illuminati.org/

now highlight the page by pressing ctrl + a or cmd + a and you will see a deathly countdown from the new world order special attack mission and the reptiles will massacre thousands as they are all immortal and all powerful, the all seeing eyes of humanity

if you think this is fake you are wrong , it real , this site is dated back to 1995 , nobody would make a website in 1995 that edates back to the pearl harbour date attack, open you EYES people

please sell your investments and have sex with people, i am here to warn you , may god save us all goodbye
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#2
Forward this to 10 friends.
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#5
The Illuminati are everywhere, watching our every move The Illuminati is just a conspiracy theory for idiots.
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#6
Well at least I don't have to do my dissertation proposal now.

^The fuck is the point of that?
#8
It has come to our attention that this thread reveals our secret plans, and the ones responsible for this propaganda will be punished.

- Sincerely, the Illuminati.
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#10
^ Enjoy your ban.

And eh, this is the sort of shit that gets posted on 4chan.
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#12
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^The **** is the point of that?
to crash your browser.


Yeah, he's just done the same thing with the same picture on another thread.

Reported.
#14
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Yeah, he's just done the same thing with the same picture on another thread.

Reported.


Aye. Didn't realise he'd been posting it all over.
#16
let's make a deal...if we don't all die in 3 days you get banned. How does that sound?
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#17
Thousands massacred? In a world of 7 billion people, we should be more afraid of getting a cold than this.

EDIT: By the way, the title makes me hear this in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjNBzyLqDPM
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

LOUD LOVE
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#19
I wish it'd just hurry up, i hate having to get onto bused when they're packed with people dammit.
#25
Do you guys ever think that maybe we're the aliens, and our ancestors killed the original Earthlings?

#27
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Do you guys ever think that maybe we're the aliens, and our ancestors killed the original Earthlings?


Yeah... and air is actually poisonous and it takes 80 years to kill us.
#29
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Yeah... and air is actually poisonous and it takes 80 years to kill us.


And some people are just more resistant than others!

#31
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2 days 23 hours 48minutes! Oh no we're doomed!!!!

What's this even about?

Countdown to the illuminati's Christmas night out.


#35
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Suicide pact anyone?


Only if it involves death by orgy.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#36
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Of course it's the day after finals. Douche bags.

^This.
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#37
Guys we have already survived the 'end of the world' several ****ing times. This is just another one of these bullshit predictions and I don't think anythings gonna happen.
#38
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3 DAYS?


But I can stop them if I keep playing my ocarina to go back in time three days, giving me more time to accumulate an assortment of masks which I will need to save the world!
I bet the world's most well known secret society didn't see that one coming.
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#39
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Suicide pact anyone?


We'll need five thousand gallons of Kool-Aid and cyanide. The cherry-flavored Kool-Aid.
#40
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But I can stop them if I keep playing my ocarina to go back in time three days, giving me more time to accumulate an assortment of masks which I will need to save the world!
I bet the world's most well known secret society didn't see that one coming.

Dude, if i play my ocarina we could have 6 days
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