#1
"Cat Foot Squiggle Owl Owl Squiggle Cat Squiggle Servant."

- Akhenaton talks Egyptian culture

I am Basti the-two-dimensional-skirt-wearing-slightly-brown peasant from the Giza district (the one with the sand, yeah, that one) and I invite you all to step inside and bask in the wonders of the greatest civil- dude, take your sandals off please - the greatest civilisation the world has ever seen! BEHOLD





Discuss. And ladies, i hope you buttered your hair
#3
When do we play children's card games then?

The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#10
Pyramids?


Aliens.
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Haters gonna hate
#11
Ra bless, finally fellow people of the suns and sand have came.

Part with your truth, was the last you saw of our homeland the moments before resting your back against a certain stone of the pyramid?
I walk the line between fantasy and reality. One is more fun, the other is where the food is.
#12
I am Enkidu, created from the man known as Shamhat.

Tremble before me and all of my majesty!

Also, quit stepping on my foot...not cool, "bro".
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.