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http://www.themarknews.com/news/?open=7676

According to a Saudi Arabian activist and scholar, a document sent to the country’s formal advisory body ties women driving to premarital sex and an ensuing shortage of virgin brides. The report, said to be written by a scholar named Kamal Subhi, was submitted to the all-male Shura Council as Saudi women continue to protest the driving ban. The king has already shown some willingness for reform, and recently promised to let women vote in municipal elections. In some accounts, the report also links women driving to an increase in rampant sex, pornography, prostitution, divorce, and homosexuality.

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#2
Good one, Saudi Arabia.
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#4
Well duh, it gives them freedom and discretion. I thought we learned this in the 50s.
#5
Whoever that did that research must be really clever.
There is an obvious connection between woman driving and homosexuality.
#6
I remember the last virgin shortage. You'd wait in line for hours, only for them to run out when you get to the front of the line.
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I think they already discovered time travel or something, because they just keep going backwards.
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#9
The volcano god demands more virgin or the earth will tremble and the sun will disappear !!!!
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#10
Idiots. Driving does not turn people gay. Internal combustion engines and round wheels are responsible for that. Square wheels and battery powered cars = very low chance of turning women gay. These have other benefits, I mean, think of the reduction in carbon emissions and the reduction in sex: who would have sex with someone with a car like that?

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#11
Obviously! If we kept all our women locked in our basements then we wouldn't have to worry about these kind of things!
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I remember the last virgin shortage. You'd wait in line for hours, only for them to run out when you get to the front of the line.

The rationing was even worse. Only one virgin per household per month? Are you fkn kidding me?

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To be fair, studies have shown that the sound of a sports car's engine revving turns women on. (Sauce)

I mean, we're used to dem bitchez being all hot and bothered from being around cars all the time. Saudi Arabia will obviously fall into anarchy if legions or horny women are given unrestrained access to motor vehicles.

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To be fair, studies have shown that the sound of a sports car's engine revving turns women on. (Sauce)

I mean, we're used to dem bitchez being all hot and bothered from being around cars all the time. Saudi Arabia will obviously fall into anarchy if legions or horny women are given unrestrained access to motor vehicles.

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#16
Even Saudi Arabia know that owning cars gets people laid!
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#17
Now when you die, instead of 72 virgins, you get 72 mildly jaded women too dissatisfied with your performance in life to laugh at your jokes.
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Is testosterone in the saliva really a measure of sexual arousal


Increased testosterone production is an indicator of sexual arousal. I guess it can measured in saliva

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#21
I think it's more rational and logical to say that sex shortages lead to women driving. Right? Am I right, guys?

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The rationing was even worse. Only one virgin per household per month? Are you fkn kidding me?
Seriously! I'm on a four virgin a month habit. I can't go back to one!
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If you want.Seriously! I'm on a four virgin a month habit. I can't go back to one!


Oh shut up. Honestly, you virgin addicts are a tax on the system. Nobody needs four a month, just admit you have a problem and go to virgin rehab.
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Oh shut up. Honestly, you virgin addicts are a tax on the system. Nobody needs four a month, just admit you have a problem and go to virgin rehab.

Obviously he's a part of the 1%. They've always thought they were entitled to more virgins than anyone else. Bastards.
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#27
I am ok with this.
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The rationing was even worse. Only one virgin per household per month? Are you fkn kidding me?


And the Tax! Dear God! When I only get one virgin a month, I want the whole freakin' thing! The damn government shouldn't be chopping it in half
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