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#2
So yeah, i wasn't really planning on sleeping or anything anyway, it's cool...
#7
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Awww


This.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#12
I don't even like bugs at all but that thing is cute.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#16
If I saw that thing run out from under my desk I'd just die I think. Right here and now. I think it's too big to stamp on and I think it might just eat my foot. It reminds me of the locust swarm in the first Mummy film I think it is.
#17
Well, I wouldn't like to see one on my ceiling as I wake up in the morning(though I don't think crickets can stand on walls/ceilings, can they?), but it's not all that bad. Craneflies are a different story. If I saw a cranefly that size I'd probably cry and run around screaming for the rest of my life.
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#19
That's so awesome, I want one.

It just looks like a giant grasshopper, it could have been a more terrifying bug. Imagine a giant praying mantis or something.
#20
I wanna squish it.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#22
Did anyone else read "Worlds Largest Incest Found"?
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#24
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I find this difficult to masturbate to.

You really shouldnt be masturbating on UG. The Nod was one of the most disspointing wanks I've ever had.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#25
hawt
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#27
That's strangely adorable.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
I don't wanna click the link
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#29
Quote by EchoxOath
Did anyone else read "Worlds Largest Incest Found"?


I did.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#32
I came in here imagining a giant ant or huge centipede or something creepy.

So this isn't as grossly creepy as I thought. As said before, it's got this particular cuteness to it.
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#33
it's so cute I could just eat it right up.

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Did anyone else read "Worlds Largest Incest Found"?

no you pervert. get your mind out of the gutter.
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I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
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#35
I've heard cricket bites hurt a bit, one of that size would probably be egregious.

But I'd only be scared of that thing if I painted my penis orange.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#36
Quote by ChamsRock
If it was just found, how the hell did it take this long to find it?

it's endangered, rats have been accidentally introduced there.
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#37
Oh god, imagine it eating your foot..
I have no sig, and neither do I want one.
#38
Quote by ChamsRock
If it was just found, how the hell did it take this long to find it?

It wasn't. This isn't a newly discovered species.
MATTERHORN
#39
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
If I saw that thing run out from under my desk I'd just die I think. Right here and now. I think it's too big to stamp on and I think it might just eat my foot. It reminds me of the locust swarm in the first Mummy film I think it is.

Wetas are slow as shit, you could take one in a fight easily. They're also stupid.
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That's kindoff cool

so whats the status of these things? are they endangered?

Normal wetas are everywhere in New Zealand. You just have to look for a few minutes in a bush or forest and you should be able to find one. When I was like 10 I walked around school for half a day not knowing there was a Weta in my shoe. I thought it was a rock and it wasn't uncomfortable so I didn't bother taking it out.

It was still alive when I discovered it though so it was all good.
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it's endangered, rats have been accidentally introduced there.

Probs just the Giant Weta which is endangered
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