#1
I was looking at myself naked last night after my shower.


And I was thinking "Bloody hell. People sell their bodies for lots of things. Like modelling and stuff. So why can't I?"

So does anyone know if there is any kind of marketing that targets hairy people? Is there hairy porn? Like, you know, for people with a hairy fetish?

There's hand models, so why can't there be carpet models?

Give it to me straight Pit.
#2
search for gay bear porn. If you dare.
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#3
Quote by Philip_pepper
So does anyone know if there is any kind of marketing that targets hairy people? Is there hairy porn? Like, you know, for people with a hairy fetish?



Yes there is, but hairy guys are not what they're looking for. Not unless you're willing to have gay sex.
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#7
If there was a way to make money from being hairy, I'd be a billionaire by now.
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#8
There's a guinness book of world records for hairest people.

You have to be record-breakingly hairy. Sorry.
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#9
Shave all of your body hair off and sell it to those companies that make wigs
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#10
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Shave all of your body hair off and sell it to those companies that make wigs



For peoples privates..... I know where my next form of income will come from.
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#11
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For peoples privates..... I know where my next form of income will come from.

Aren't they called merkins?
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#12
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Aren't they called merkins?



HOLY SHIT!!!! Thats Gross Prostitutes covering up thier STDs with fake hair. I'm not going into this line of work.
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#13
Quote by Banjocal
Aren't they called merkins?

I think so. I read about a hair dresser who keeps the customer's hair to make into pubic wigs for women.
#15
Reminds me of that episode of Book Club when Bill Bailey is groomed, Midnight Cowboy style, because of his hairy, goblin-esque features.
#18
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Just be glad it's not the other way round.



Ass Wigs?
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#19
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Reminds me of that episode of Book Club when Bill Bailey is groomed, Midnight Cowboy style, because of his hairy, goblin-esque features.

Black Books?
#20
Quote by Briyan_15
Ass Wigs?

No. Shaving pubic hair for people who want but can't grow facial hair.
#21
I thought you lasered half of your hair off Philip? Or was that just your arse?
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#22
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
No. Shaving pubic hair for people who want but can't grow facial hair.


Gotcha Put a whole new meaning on pub beard...
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#24
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I thought you lasered half of your hair off Philip? Or was that just your arse?


It didn't get rid of it completely. Grew back.
#25
bear porn?
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#26
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bear porn?


Beastiality?
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#27
Quote by Briyan_15
Beastiality?


no. this:
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#29
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Came here to post this


#30
Quote by Grimriffer
no. this:


Same thing IMO
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#31
You could move to a sheep shaving farm.
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#32
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no. this:

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