#1
So how many of you guys out there play/played tennis? I play on my highschool team and I can honestly say tennis is bad ass. I know you will probably think its a pussy sport ahah but with my heart condition I can't play contact sports. Anyways lets talk about it.
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Just finished up my third year. Got first in district doubles, lost first round in state. It's really fun, actually, I wish we had courts where I live, practice is quite a distance so we don't have it often. We did get a $180,000 grant for 3 courts approved, and I am ready for them! I think it's the only sport I really like to play because there is no running involved in practice, other than getting to the ball. Every other sport runs either line drills, gassers, miles, whatever, I really don't like it, but tennis is really not that bad.
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#8
i was in the Varsity tennis team in high school

it was awkwardly funny because the next day of school after our first practice our team would always complain to each other about our asses being sore from the night before.
#9
I've never played it in school or anything, but it's the only sport that I actively play cause it's fun and quite difficult.

People who think tennis is gay are supergay.
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#10
I haven't played since last summer
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I've never played it in school or anything, but it's the only sport that I actively play cause it's fun and quite difficult.

People who think tennis is gay are supergay.

I used to play Tennis and I thought it was gay
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I've never played it in school or anything, but it's the only sport that I actively play cause it's fun and quite difficult.

People who think tennis is gay are supergay.

Whenever I'm backhanding anything I feel like I'm double-fisting a huge black dick.
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I used to play Tennis and I thought it was gay


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#14
Yo, what's this about fisting? and black dicks too?

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#15
Was coached for competition play. Never pursued it. I fully appreciate and endorse the sport. Accuracy, placement, and strength are awesome skills. Have switched to its little board game brother, the table version, but both are super fun to play.
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#17
Tennis is a blast as long as no one is very good (or too terrible for that matter) and no one is trying or keeping score. Four people a side just trying to hit the people on the wrong side of the net = awesome. As soon as it becomes a real competition though I get bored.

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#18
Yo i wouldn't be suprised if a lot of people on UG play tennis. All the kids I know that play tennis are the type of people to be jamming on a guitar forum. That or autistic.
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#19
Me and my friend would go play tennis after a 3 day cocain binge to get rid of all the energy.
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#20
yeh I was was ranked top 100 in floridas 12s. Now I just play local tournaments and alot of doubles.Im about a 5.0 player.
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Just finished up my third year. Got first in district doubles, lost first round in state. It's really fun, actually, I wish we had courts where I live, practice is quite a distance so we don't have it often. We did get a $180,000 grant for 3 courts approved, and I am ready for them! I think it's the only sport I really like to play because there is no running involved in practice, other than getting to the ball. Every other sport runs either line drills, gassers, miles, whatever, I really don't like it, but tennis is really not that bad.


lucky my school was supposed to get a bond for new lighted tennis court and a new auditorium among other things. But my stupid community voted it down so our team has to continue to play on only 4 courts
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#22
I'm #5 in the southwest and 215 in the nation. Trying to get a decent scholarship to a lower ranked D1 college team.
#23
I have a tennis table on my veranda where me and my bros often play.
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I'm #5 in the southwest and 215 in the nation. Trying to get a decent scholarship to a lower ranked D1 college team.


congrats man! I just started 2 years ago so Im not where near good enough to get a scholarship lol
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#26
I love playing tennis. I have never payed in competition but play with my brothers and cousin a lot.
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#27
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OT: Both my parents play tennis like 4-5 times a week, but I never really got into it. I will however grab a racket from time to time and just hit around with my friends.
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#28
Used to play in these small inter-tutor group competitions in high school and never did that badly. Think the highest I finished was 2nd out of like 200 people.
Great fun sport to play, not that entertaining to watch though. Like cricket.
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lucky my school was supposed to get a bond for new lighted tennis court and a new auditorium among other things. But my stupid community voted it down so our team has to continue to play on only 4 courts



4 is still more than 3, and we don't have any right now. We go to the next town, where somebody has one court in their yard and we practice there. When we went to the city council meeting, the guy who organized the grant pointed out that it was quite amazing that our boys doubles finished first in district having one court to practice on, and it's not even in our town. Tennis is only a recently emerging thing in our town, so it hasn't got much popularity (less than 2000 people). I think I'm pretty decent at it, very far from the best, but I can hold my own against people most of the time. I can tell I've progressed a lot from when I first started.
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#30
such an inferior sport compared to squash, which itself is inferior to badminton. Enjoy your slowest racquet sport bitches.
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