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#1
It's a love/hate relationship with you.
Does this happen to anybody else? Voice your opinion on it too.
#2
I don't get this problem because:
1) I don't eat hotwings,
2) I don't eat like a spastic.
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#4
Quote by BeefWellington
I don't get this problem because:
1) I don't eat hotwings,
2) I don't eat like a spastic.

#5
I eat over my plate, thanks.
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#6
Quote by devourke
The fuck are hotwings


One would assume by the name that:
a) They're wings
b) They're hot
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#8
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
One would assume by the name that:
a) They're wings
b) They're hot



?
#9
Quote by BeefWellington
I don't get this problem because:
1) I don't eat hotwings,
2) I don't eat like a spastic.

This.
Quote by devourke
The fuck are hotwings

This.
Quote by necrosis1193
I eat over my plate, thanks.

And this.

Edit: ^^^^ Aaaahh, glad we've cleared that up then.
#10
Kind of like when you just want that one ice cube out of the bottom of your glass, but when you slowly tip the glass towards your mouth, and every single f*cking ice cube comes crashing down on your face? Yeah, I hate that.
As far as hot wings go, I usually eat hot wings civilized, over a plate sitting upright at a table, whereas I can imagine you laying down on a couch with your laptop in lap, reaching for a hot wing with your chubby little arms and slowly bringing it towards your mouth, watering with anticipation/ But suddenly, your bliss turns to despair as that wing slips through your grease covered fingers and onto your already stained white t-shirt. Causing you to rage and make a thread about said event.
#11
Hotwings are chicken wings.
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#12
Quote by BeefWellington
I don't get this problem because:
1) I don't eat hotwings,
2) I don't eat like a spastic.


#13
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Those are hotwings for you non-Americans who seem to be unfamiliar with the concept.
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#14
Quote by Wesseem
Hotwings are chicken wings.

Christ all mighty. Pit, are you really that lazy as to not use google?

Fix'd.

And the answer is yes.
#15
Quote by DonGlover
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Those are hotwings for you non-Americans who seem to be unfamiliar with the concept.

Here in New Zealand we call that 'Celery' and 'Carrots' and 'Dip'.

You Americans don't know shit about vegetables
#16
Quote by Guitar_Jester


I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#17
Quote by Skullivan
Kind of like when you just want that one ice cube out of the bottom of your glass, but when you slowly tip the glass towards your mouth, and every single f*cking ice cube comes crashing down on your face? Yeah, I hate that.
As far as hot wings go, I usually eat hot wings civilized, over a plate sitting upright at a table, whereas I can imagine you laying down on a couch with your laptop in lap, reaching for a hot wing with your chubby little arms and slowly bringing it towards your mouth, watering with anticipation/ But suddenly, your bliss turns to despair as that wing slips through your grease covered fingers and onto your already stained white t-shirt. Causing you to rage and make a thread about said event.


Well, i had my laptop on my lap - true
I was *sitting* on the couch - half true
I was typing a fight with somebody that got hacked on facebook and was trolling with one hand and eating a wing in the other and..
It fell :/
#18
Quote by devourke
Here in New Zealand we call that 'Celery' and 'Carrots' and 'Dip'.

You Americans don't know shit about vegetables

Last edited by Skullivan at Dec 5, 2011,
#19
That doesn't actually happen, stop living in a women's magazine article about men.

Edit: Also, white people problems.
Last edited by Jackintehbox at Dec 5, 2011,
#20
Quote by Jackintehbox
That doesn't actually happen, stop living in a women's magazine article about men.

Edit: Also, white people problems.

Are you kidding me?... Black people love fried chicken.
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#21
Quote by DonGlover
Are you kidding me?... Black people love fried chicken.

Fine, first world country problems.
#23
Quote by Jackintehbox
Fine, first world country problems.

I bet if I gave an impoverished Somalian man a plate of hotwings and a shirt (in case he doesn't have one), it could very well fall on his shirt.
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#24
Quote by DonGlover
I bet if I gave an impoverished Somalian man a plate of hotwings and a shirt (in case he doesn't have one), it could very well fall on his shirt.

FACT: All somalians are shirtless. Haven't you seen Black Hawk Down?
#26
Meh nandos > other similarly spiced chicken pieces.
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#28
Quote by DonGlover
I bet if I gave an impoverished Somalian man a plate of hotwings and a shirt (in case he doesn't have one), it could very well fall on his shirt.

I don't think the starving Somalian would make a thread about it on the internet though.
#29
Quote by Jackintehbox
I don't think the starving Somalian would make a thread about it on the internet though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siW43SXk2Ac

That goes for you too, TS.
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#30
well i dont get this problem because i dont eat meat

so that makes me better than you....


not really
I haz gotten gud
#36
Let me recount a story from a few years ago.


Pick up hotwing
Drop Hotwing on shirt, family laughs
Pick it up again
Drop hotwing on shirt, family laughs harder
Pick it up again
Drop it again.
"**** it" Put wing on plate and stand up to go to the bathroom
Realize the whole section's laughing at me
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#37
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
One would assume by the name that:
a) They're wings
b) They're hot



?
#39
Quote by BeefWellington
I don't get this problem because:
1) I don't eat hotwings,
2) I don't eat like a spastic.
3) I don't eat with a shirt on.
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