#1
No "store in a dehumidified room"
No "change strings periodically"
No "keep out of reach of curious children"

Their only advice? "don't throw out"
F*ck i laughed.

#2
Its a serious risk with some of their gear.
Dude, where's my band?
#3
Child
Caparison Angelus HGS, EMG 85/85 18V | Krank Rev1, JJ's | Mesa Recto Cab | Maxon OD808
#5
Probably was built by a child, or a starving mother.

Either way, Korean Epi's are better.
Treble>Epiphone Prophecy EX - MXR micro Amp - MXR Blue Box - MXR Fullbore - MXR Noise Clamp - Vox AD30VT
Bass>Ibanez BTB505 - MXR Blowtorch - MXR D.I. - Peavey MaxBass 700 - Peavey TVX410