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So story is this. Last night I was talking with a friend, we've known each other for quite awhile. She seemed to be having a crisis of sorts, she moved to Montreal for school last year. Anyhow about 2 hours into a conversation she says "Your pretty much the love of my life" my reply "thats cool, your pretty awesome to" anyhow her reply being "that wasnt the reply i was hoping for"

It was like 4am at the time so afterwords I went to bed and didnt really think of it. Looking back, I kinda feel like a douchbag. Any of you guy ever went and said something and then looked back and was like.... shit...

TL;DR I banged a sheep last night
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Thanks for sharing.
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Did you at least buy the sheep breakfast?
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You really shouldn't have censored your title man.
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i did better than buy that sheep breakfast. I made it chocolate pancakes. With Canadian maple syrup, not that table syrup shit they pass off in the states

Also i have no intentions of asking her out, that is the awkward part
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Montreal is in NZ?
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i did better than buy that sheep breakfast. I made it chocolate pancakes. With Canadian maple syrup, not that table syrup shit they pass off in the states

Also i have no intentions of asking her out, that is the awkward part

So call her up, apologize for sounding like a douche and tell her that.

Now was that so hard?


And make me waffles >_>
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she moved to Montreal for school last year.
So she isn't taken???

EDIT: I'm such a douche nozzle
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Yeah I'm not much of a conversationalist and early in my current relationship due to the pressure of making small talk, I decided this would be a good conversation starter: 'I had a threesome once, it was ace.' Since then we have had a threesome but it was set back two years by that one sentence
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Ahaha as if you could get her

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#21
Sounds like you're not into her, and now she knows it.

You weren't a dick, you just made it obvious you didn't want to pursue anything.

I'm not sure what's to feel bad about. It sucks that she's bummed, but it's better than lying to her and leading her on like a douche.
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#22
There's nothing to feel bad about, you just don't feel the same way.

Besides, it's fun getting to turn girls down.
#24
YOu need to have a long digression in person with her. Isn't it that simple? Be honest and try and work out everything at once.
#25
Honestly my advice is to [censored] and just [censored] and get on with it.
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OT: I'm just kidding TS. I feel like a dick for saying that now
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I agree. And i don't actually feel that bad about it. I was just kinda looked back and was like ohhh, i could have done this better. I was more curious if anyone else had done something similar
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I agree. And i don't actually feel that bad about it. I was just kinda looked back and was like ohhh, i could have done this better. I was more curious if anyone else had done something similar
You could try to fix it if that's what you want
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#30
I don't know this woman, but it sounds to me like she's being ridiculous; the type that wants drama. Again, I do not know her, and this is merely speculation.
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YOu need to have a long digression in person with her. Isn't it that simple? Be honest and try and work out everything at once.


Why does he need to? There's nothing more to discuss.
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It was like 4am at the time so afterwords I went to bed and didnt really think of it. Looking back, I kinda feel like a douchbag.

TL;DR I banged a sheep last night

Relaying this information to her may be much more productive than posting it on UG.

I'd leave out the sheep part if she's a bit shy about bestiality though.
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#33
i bet TS is feeling a bit sheepish right now.

i'll leave now.
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WAIT BETER QUESTION WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? That will detirmine if you are a dick or PICS! OF HER.
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Shit, they're coming after us!

Time to go on the lamb.
#38
You didn't get her pregnant, what's the problem here?
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i bet TS is feeling a bit sheepish right now.

i'll leave now.
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damn, we're gonna have to hide in some little remote village like Ovasaray.

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