#2
I read this during school. Facepalms were had.

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#3
lol Fox News, you so silly.
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#5
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#6
lol riiiiiiight
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#7
Also when I read that element posted this, I thought he had been smodded, or whatever gives you the red name.

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#8
It ain't easy bein cheesy
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#10
Yes... Quite...
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#11
i'd really love to see Statler's and Waldorf's reactions to this.
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#14
My favorite line from the video: "On one hand we're talking about a happy meal with a toy and on the other you're talking about a huge ideological sea change. Class warfare. We're teaching our children class warfare."
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#15
Even if this were true.. I wouldn't see it as something bad.
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#16
Watched this yesterday, refuse to watch it and rage again.
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#18
This seems like a whole bunch of dumb.

But this just reminded me... I REALLY wanna see The Muppets movie
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#21
Sorry for teaching compassion and friendship and tolerance to children Fox News.
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#22
I thought this thread was gonna be about element4433 being made an admin
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#23
Am I the only one who thought that element just chose the default character name in Pokemon Red?
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#24
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Also when I read that element posted this, I thought he had been smodded, or whatever gives you the red name.

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i for one would have welcomed our new elemental overlord, cause we're tight and shit.
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#25
That was Horrible!

STATLER: Boo!
WALDORF: Boooo!
S: That was the worst thing I’ve ever heard!
W: It was terrible!
S: Horrendous!
W: Well it wasn’t that bad.
S: Oh, yeah?
W: Well, there were parts of it I liked!
S: Well, I liked alot of it.
W: Yeah, it was GOOD actually.
S: It was great!
W: It was wonderful!
S: Yeah, bravo!
W: More!
S: More!

Actually it was wonderful!
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#28
i hate everyone.
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#29
At first, I thought this would be a ginger trying to be like that Jonah kid.
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#30
This news is almost as stupid as the article I read on the Iphone's "Siri" being anti-abortion.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.