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#1
I'm not gay but I have a friend who has a crisis. I was wondering if one was what would be the most creative/funny way to tell one girlfriend
#2
Tell her you watched to much gay porn after getting banned from UG for posting too much spam.
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#3
"I'm sorry, I don't have feelings for you anymore, nor am I attracted to the female gender anymore, I'm so sorry and I hope we can be friends."


ROFLMAO
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#7
Oh, that made perfect grammatical sense.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Quote by enzo_zeb
I'm not gay seriously more I hate all genders/people

Lol suuuuure bro
#10
Tell him to set up an elaborate plan to have her catch him ****ing her dad.
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#11
Wouldent you just say "sorry, but I'm gay. See ya later". Jks. I feel sorry for the guy.
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#12
Don't "tell them" just drag it out and talk about feelings and crap like that until the girlfriend relized SHE is in the friendzone.
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#13
Through a fabulous musical number?
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#14
Guy: Be honest, have I ever made your dick hard?

Girl: I don't have a dick!

Guy: I've made a huge mistake...
#15
Quote by enzo_zeb
I'm not gay but I have a friend who has a crisis. I was wondering if one was what would be the most creative/funny way to tell one girlfriend


What is it with you Gay people crying about everything?

Oh boohoo we don't have rights, or we don't have respect, or we don't have enough chocolate milk. WAH WAH WAH

You know what I don't have? Coke.
#16
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Guy: Be honest, have I ever made your dick hard?

Girl: I don't have a dick!

Guy: I've made a huge mistake...

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#18
right before sex. clothes off, on the bed, about to go
"hey... I'm gay."
still have sex with her, just to make it really confusing
#19
Quote by Morphogenesis26

Oh boohoo we don't have rights, or we don't have respect, or we don't have enough chocolate milk. WAH WAH WAH


do you like to sound ignorant? i think it is generally established that gays do not choose to be gay (who would choose to be a social outcast?), so they are born with this trait, making them just as valid to have marriage rights as the handicapped should have parking spaces.
(im not saying gay's are handicapped... just trying to put it into a certain perspective).

You telling gays to stop complaining about rights would be like me telling you to stop liking girls. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE. ASK ANYONE WHO IS GAY. and a middle school girl who says she's bi because she's insecure doesn't count.

and, what should they do other than whine? storm the capital building, hold a gun to the governor's head, and make him sign the gay marriage bill? right to protest, bitch.
#20
Quote by AlecBeretz
do you like to sound ignorant? i think it is generally established that gays do not choose to be gay (who would choose to be a social outcast?), so they are born with this trait, making them just as valid to have marriage rights as the handicapped should have parking spaces.
(im not saying gay's are handicapped... just trying to put it into a certain perspective).

You telling gays to stop complaining about rights would be like me telling you to stop liking girls. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE. ASK ANYONE WHO IS GAY. and a middle school girl who says she's bi because she's insecure doesn't count.

and, what should they do other than whine? storm the capital building, hold a gun to the governor's head, and make him sign the gay marriage bill? right to protest, bitch.



WOAH, SOMEONE CAN'T TAKE JOKES.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
just tell her you grew up catholic..
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#23
havehim tell her he thinks he's gay and the only way to know for sure is for her to have sex with him
#24
Quote by AlecBeretz
do you like to sound ignorant? i think it is generally established that gays do not choose to be gay (who would choose to be a social outcast?), so they are born with this trait, making them just as valid to have marriage rights as the handicapped should have parking spaces.
(im not saying gay's are handicapped... just trying to put it into a certain perspective).

You telling gays to stop complaining about rights would be like me telling you to stop liking girls. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE. ASK ANYONE WHO IS GAY. and a middle school girl who says she's bi because she's insecure doesn't count.

and, what should they do other than whine? storm the capital building, hold a gun to the governor's head, and make him sign the gay marriage bill? right to protest, bitch.

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#25
The obvious answer would be to stage a 'freak' accident at rugby training where you break your neck trying to do a backflip.
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#26
Quote by AlecBeretz
storm the capital building, hold a gun to the governor's head, and make him sign the gay marriage bill?


Lay off the Family Guy.
#27
"I thought girls had penises, too. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry."
#28
Quote by AlecBeretz
do you like to sound ignorant? i think it is generally established that gays do not choose to be gay (who would choose to be a social outcast?), so they are born with this trait, making them just as valid to have marriage rights as the handicapped should have parking spaces.
(im not saying gay's are handicapped... just trying to put it into a certain perspective).

You telling gays to stop complaining about rights would be like me telling you to stop liking girls. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE. ASK ANYONE WHO IS GAY. and a middle school girl who says she's bi because she's insecure doesn't count.

Don't stand up for gays and then turn around with bisexual erasure. Hypocrite.
#29
Hmmm, quite the dilemma. Easy way for her to notice herself, go with your friend to see her and all of you work together and make a volcano, or buy a firework or something, whilst watching the amazing colours look at your friend, if he's too busy sucking your dick, then i'm sure she'll get the picture.
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#31
This is one of the more dickish questions I've seen asked here.

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#32
Get them to go to the cinema, Pay for an advertisement (I know it's possible, not sure about cost) Run the following ad, The screen is black, fading to her first name, then her last, then "I think we've know each other" then "long enough for me to say" then "that I really love" short pause "C0CK" followed by a giant trollface on the screen, followed by "I'm gay"

And while she is really focused on the ad, sneak out of there
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#33
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This is one of the more dickish questions I've seen asked here.


This.
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#34
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#35
Break your neck trying to do a backflip.
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#36
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Break your neck trying to do a backflip.


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#37
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I'm surprised it wasn't posted yet
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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#40
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I remember when enzo_zeb posted in his own thread, until he took a dick in the ass.
ftfy lolrofl
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Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Dec 7, 2011,
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