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So I was just thinking that some guys take massive amounts of time in the bathroom when taking a crap.

I didn't want to do a poll, but just wondering on a average day, how long do you guys spend in the bathroom while taking a dump?


For me, I usually spend 10 to 20 mins. I have irritable bowel, so I guess that determines a lot. It's either a super quick bathroom visit or a lot longer of one.


also, I prefer to go in my house. I don't like using other people's toilets or public ones, I'll use public ones if I have to.
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Depends on whether or not my iphone is with me.
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Again, it depends on the ipod.
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So I was just thinking that some guys take massive amounts of time in the bathroom when taking a crap.

I didn't want to do a poll, but just wondering on a average day, how long do you guys spend in the bathroom while taking a dump?


For me, I usually spend 10 to 20 mins. I have irritable bowel, so I guess that determines a lot. It's either a super quick bathroom visit or a lot longer of one.


also, I prefer to go in my house. I don't like using other people's toilets or public ones, I'll use public ones if I have to.


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Could you go into further detail about your irritable bowel? Pictures would be nice.
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#9
Not too long, but it varies. Sometimes you get a real epic shit and other times you get a one wipe wonder.
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#11
hmm if I'm playing robo defense on the phone maybe 5-10..reading a book at home maybe 10-15

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#14
never less than 20 minutes.


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like General Westmorland, however long it takes.
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also, I prefer to go in my house. I don't like using other people's toilets or public ones, I'll use public ones if I have to.

Same here. I get self-conscious about pooping outside my home.

I take a long time there because I always take a magazine or my iPod touch. It's the only place in my house where I get some peace and quiet.
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#21
Actually, I'm away to go for one now. I'll time it.

Edit: No I'm not, mum's cleaning the bloody bathroom.
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I have a mission that every time I go, I complete one more level of angry birds so I can eventually beat the game.
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#24
I get in and I get out. I have no interest in spending quality time with my fecal matter.

I am highly reluctant to shit in public toilets, but i'll go at a friends place if I really have to.
#27
5 minutes 9 seconds from sit to flush.
Another 49 seconds was spent washing and drying hands.

Please note this was not in a scientifically controlled environment.
#28
I shit and then sit there on the laptop for a good 20 minutes, my arse is usually numb afterwards.
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#30
I usually chill out, have a smoke and listen to some music. I'm done taking a dump in 5 mins or so, I just don't want to have the trip wasted.
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Edit: No I'm not, mum's cleaning the bloody bathroom.


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Quote by kai29

For me, I usually spend 10 to 20 mins. I have irritable bowel, so I guess that determines a lot. It's either a super quick bathroom visit or a lot longer of one.


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#38
10-20 minutes

Usually not by my own accord
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#39
I check my email and roam the pit via my phone on the toilet. I could spend anywhere from 15-20 minutes on the toilet
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It takes me about 30 seconds on average to take a shit. I am the 1%.


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