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Post stuff that makes you feel guilty.





I'll never be as good as an American soldier or Jesus.
#3
Quote by blake1221
Didn't someone just start a guilty thread, like...yesterday? Two days ago?

Yeah, that was in a different forum though. Stormfront probably.
#4
I posted in this thread. Shoulda inb4'd it.

EDIT: I haven't gotten any christmas presents for anyone yet.
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#5
Quote by genghisgandhi
Yeah, that was in a different forum though. Stormfront probably.


Oh yeah, I forgot. There's The Pit and The Sub-Pit.

It must have been a Sub-Pit thread.
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Quote by genghisgandhi
Yeah, that was in a different forum though. Stormfront probably.

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Quote by kaptink
If only we could combine the two into some kind of super soldier
American Jesus?

inb4 Bad Religion
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Quote by Wolfinator-x
American Jesus?

inb4 Bad Religion


I was about to post about Bad Religion before I saw that.
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#10
I just ate a cheeseburger and I don't even give a fuck.
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Quote by Saint78
I was about to post about Bad Religion before I saw that.
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Pretty much every time I see a post from Blake I feel guilty that his mom didnt tell him what really happened in the delivery room.
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Quote by maddnotez
Pretty much every time I see a post from Blake I feel guilty that his mom didnt tell him what really happened in the delivery room.


I know I killed my twin to escape the womb, I've come to terms with the fact I'm a born killer.

It's my cross to bare.
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Quote by maddnotez
Pretty much every time I see a post from Blake I feel guilty that his mom didnt tell him what really happened in the delivery room.
guise plz dont fite
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Oh God, my brother just tried telling couple Louis C.K. jokes to my mum. I should have stopped him, but I didn't and now I feel guilty. Dammit people, let the comedians tell their jokes, they aren't funny when you relay them (especially incorrectly). Actually, I think this is a pet peeve of mine. Suffice it to say, he received a few insincere, fake, pity laughs.
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Quote by DonGlover
Oh God, my brother just tried telling couple Louis C.K. jokes to my mum. I should have stopped him, but I didn't and now I feel guilty. Dammit people, let the comedians tell their jokes, they aren't funny when you relay them (especially incorrectly). Actually, I think this is a pet peeve of mine. Suffice it to say, he received a few insincere, fake, pity laughs.


Good point, they are never as good as the original.

All about the build up and people usually forget parts.
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Now I feel guilty about the things I do on my phone, my dad just went "I just added you on my phone account." "What does that mean?" "It means I can see every message you send and every website you visit." "Oh." *shits self* "You got a problem with that?" "Nope." "Good, I was just kidding, I can't see any of that." "Okay." I'm still scared.
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Quote by Saint78
Now I feel guilty about the things I do on my phone, my dad just went "I just added you on my phone account." "What does that mean?" "It means I can see every message you send and every website you visit." "Oh." *shits self* "You got a problem with that?" "Nope." "Good, I was just kidding, I can't see any of that." "Okay." I'm still scared.


he can see the numbers you text but cant get the actual words unless he is the FBI and has a warrant
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Quote by maddnotez
he can see the numbers you text but cant get the actual words unless he is the FBI and has a warrant


What about my browser history?
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#24
I just had a wank and thought about every female in the world apart from my girlfriend.

On second thought .. haaaaa ah well.
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Quote by Saint78
What about my browser history?


you can manually delete it or get an app that blocks it
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Quote by maddnotez
he can see the numbers you text but cant get the actual words unless he is the FBI and has a warrant

Or if he's News International.
#31
I feel slightly guilty with sharing a secret I should have kept. I needed to tell someone though, it was too big to not talk to anyone about it. My girlfriend trusted me and I suppose I have slightly let her down. She'll never know though.
#33
Something like that picture of the starving African little kid with the vulture looking over him makes me feel guilty. OP picture doesn't make me feel guilty at all.
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#34
when i come out of the shower and i realize i forgot to wash my dick.

i always feel sorry for the little bastard when it happens.
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You are filthy.
#35
Quote by vince1991
when i come out of the shower and i realize i forgot to wash my dick.

i always feel sorry for the little bastard when it happens.



Yet you dont go back to wash? Nasty >_>
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Quote by Deadlock Riff
Yet you dont go back to wash? Nasty >_>



no. i guess lazyness beats guilt. there's always another day
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#38
I gave someone herpes. I knew I had it. I lied.
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#39
I'm told I, while entirely drunk off my shit, spent most of last saturday night making passes on my mate's ex.

In my defence she is unreasonably slutty.
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Quote by maddnotez
you can manually delete it or get an app that blocks it


I think I'll be fine, I googled it.
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