#1
So if you had to choose between either having your dick cut off or one ball, what you choose.

Personally I'd rather lose one of my balls, cuz I have 2 of them. Only got 1 dick.
#3
Quote by phayzze
So if you had to choose between either having your dick cut off or one ball, what you choose.

Personally I'd rather lose one of my balls, cuz I have 2 of them. Only got 1 dick.


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#4
7/10 good thread would read again
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No shit?

I'm pretty sure you can shit without a set of balls or a dick. If I'm wrong you are massively constipated.
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#10
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I'm pretty sure you can shit without a set of balls or a dick. If I'm wrong you are massively constipated.

Can I borrow your milk of magnesia?
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No shit?

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Can I borrow your milk of magnesia?

Sure.
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#16
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OK, what if it was both your balls?


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#18
1st of all, poll.

2nd of all, 1 ball obviously. Then I can become as strong as Lance Armstrong, and he played trumpet, won the Tour de France with the help of drugs, and landed on the moon.
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#19
Well I'm not gonna cut off my dick because my balls are useless without it. Mongey.
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#20
Quote by Jackal58
I'm pretty sure you can shit without a set of balls or a dick. If I'm wrong you are massively constipated.
I had to check the username to make sure I wasn't reading a SomeoneYouKnew post.
#21
This question is stupid; Would ya rather be an eunuch or not? -_-
Let's see the options.. If I lose one of my testicles, I'm left with slightly reduced testosterone production and lower spermproduction. Also some chicks might not dig it, but if you have a longterm girl it shouldn't be a problem lest she was with you only for the ball you lost.

On the other hand, losing your dick would mean:
-No more conventional sex
-No more peeing while standing!!!!
-Rather stupid looking genitalia, which I bet the chicks would like even less
-You could only get someone pregnant by having the kind ol' doc harvest your sperm outta you

And if you lost both of your balls, the odds would be slightly more even... But still, I'd never change my ability to have sex to having biological children and living the rest of my life dickless.
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EDIT: inb4 nullo.txt

If you read this and googled it, don't read it. It's gross.
#24
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If you read this and googled it, don't read it. It's gross.


Is it worse than thebox.txt or whatever it was called?
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#25
Personally I'd rather lose one of my balls, cuz I have 2 of them. Only got 1 dick.


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#26
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Is it worse than thebox.txt or whatever it was called?

When I googled cementbox.txt to find out about it, nullo.txt was the post above it in this weird bodybuilding.com thread.

I experienced them both at the same time so I can't tell you which is worse
#28
Quote by devourke
When I googled cementbox.txt to find out about it, nullo.txt was the post above it in this weird bodybuilding.com thread.

I experienced them both at the same time so I can't tell you which is worse


That bodybuilding forum actually scares me. It's too sinister for it to be an actual bodybuilding forum.
Isn't that where that whole "shitting in a shower" picture originated as well? And that sexy lady with the unfortunately hauntingly ugly face posing with that car?
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#29
Quote by kaptkegan
1st of all, poll.

2nd of all, 1 ball obviously. Then I can become as strong as Lance Armstrong, and he played trumpet, won the Tour de France with the help of drugs, and landed on the moon.

I'm pretty sure that was actually 3 different Armstrongs.... but they were all brothers and only had one testicle each
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#30
Quote by devourke
If you read this and googled it, don't read it. It's gross.

You could've edited that into your post
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#31
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That bodybuilding forum actually scares me. It's too sinister for it to be an actual bodybuilding forum.
Isn't that where that whole "shitting in a shower" picture originated as well? And that sexy lady with the unfortunately hauntingly ugly face posing with that car?

Why do you think MH400 is so weird? He loves Misc.

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You could've edited that into your post

Ah well, at least you have a good story to tell your family and friends now
#32
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Why do you think MH400 is so weird? He loves Misc.


Ah well, at least you have a good story to tell your family and friends now


I thought it was because you both are attention starved and are on opposite ends of the earth from the normal people.
#33
Quote by Trowzaa
That bodybuilding forum actually scares me. It's too sinister for it to be an actual bodybuilding forum.
Isn't that where that whole "shitting in a shower" picture originated as well? And that sexy lady with the unfortunately hauntingly ugly face posing with that car?

Someone posted the thread that came from one time. Holy shit it was hilarious
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#34
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I thought it was because you both are attention starved and are on opposite ends of the earth from the normal people.

I'm not attention starved. I don't think I am.
#35
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I thought it was because you both are attention starved and are on opposite ends of the earth from the normal people.

No that can't be it, definitely bodybuilding.


OT: I would rather lose one ball, I doubt anyone's going to say they want to lose their dick. Silly TS...