#1
Yeah yeah i know I'm an idiot. I completely thought I was going to win this one but things happen and to get to the point I didn't win.

Now I have to pierce either my eyebrow, nose, or lip tomorrow afternoon (I will get it done at a shop) and keep it for at least one month. I'm leaning toward a lip ring because I figure it's my best option but if you guys have a reason why I should resort to either of the two other options (penis piercing is not an option by the by) I will reconsider.

I am a heterosexual dude so I would want to pick the one that least implies homosexuality (no offense to homos) and I am not very knowledgeable when it comes to piercings. I was thinking in the middle of my bottom lip or off to the side on my bottom lip but I'm not for sure.

Any suggestions or advice? Rings, bars? Nose, lip? Bullring, nose gauge? hah

Thank you to all
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Last edited by The_Nowhereman at Dec 8, 2011,
#2
Eyebrow because it'd probably hurt least and is very easy to hide if u take the ring out.
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#3
Pierce your ballsack.
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#4
Liprings look shit.
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#5
Eyebrow.

You can take out the ring and add more hair to it so you can have really bushy eyebrows. Bitches dig that shit brah
#6
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Pierce your ballsack.

That actually exists, and is in fact a minor surgery, because your sac is so different from other things that are pierced.

They have to go in there with a scalpel and cut holes in both the front and back side of it, and then sew it back shut in such a way that a piercing will go through, but your sac is still a closed system.
#11
Obvious answer is "pierce your nose"



all you gotta do is take the ring out and nobody will even know
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That actually exists, and is in fact a minor surgery, because your sac is so different from other things that are pierced.

They have to go in there with a scalpel and cut holes in both the front and back side of it, and then sew it back shut in such a way that a piercing will go through, but your sac is still a closed system.


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That actually exists, and is in fact a minor surgery, because your sac is so different from other things that are pierced.

They have to go in there with a scalpel and cut holes in both the front and back side of it, and then sew it back shut in such a way that a piercing will go through, but your sac is still a closed system.

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Quote by Dirge Humani
That actually exists, and is in fact a minor surgery, because your sac is so different from other things that are pierced.

They have to go in there with a scalpel and cut holes in both the front and back side of it, and then sew it back shut in such a way that a piercing will go through, but your sac is still a closed system.


How the fuck is that worth it?
#17
dicktip olololololo




#18
nipple NIPPLE!!!
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#19
I say go with septum(nose) if that's an option. You can also flip it up for when you don't want it showing.
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#20
I'm presuming that everyone suggesting you just get it pierced, and take it out is wrong, and you cannot remove the piercing for a month. Get it in the middle of your nose, and get the bull barbell, you can swing it up into your nose, and no one will know it's there.
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#21
get one of those chest plate things, the kind that go under your skin. totally worth it.

just stay away from MRI machines, or don't. just videotape it, it'll probably look like a chestburster
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I'm presuming that everyone suggesting you just get it pierced, and take it out is wrong, and you cannot remove the piercing for a month. Get it in the middle of your nose, and get the bull barbell, you can swing it up into your nose, and no one will know it's there.


this, just make sure that you get a small enough ring. My piercer put a horseshoe ring in that was too long to tuck up, and looked goofy. Septum is the worse out of em in terms of pain, and IMO, in terms of aftercare. If the lips look goofy, but is definitely the lease painful. The nostril is also a pain free option.
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I'm presuming that everyone suggesting you just get it pierced, and take it out is wrong, and you cannot remove the piercing for a month. Get it in the middle of your nose, and get the bull barbell, you can swing it up into your nose, and no one will know it's there.

Psh, copy me then call a septum ring a bull barbell.
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#24
Get your tongue pierced. Its the fastest to heal, easiest to hide, and your girlfriend will love you for it.
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