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#1
Have been logging onto UG for what 3-4 year or so. Never once entered the pit until the past few months. And I love it, despite all the grammar nazi's and people who think they are superior. This place cracks me up with some of the threads I read.

+1 for the Pit
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#2
Coolies
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#6
Quote by VillainousLatin
Yeah, it is a funny place, also helpful when they want to and are pretty tolerant of most things so that's why I love it too


Yeah, no one's judging me for my child porn here.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
I like the pit too. It might be a bottomless black void filled with the very excrement of the human population and full of stupid or angsty threads every day, but I like it nevertheless. It gives me t3h Lulz
#8
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
That story bro? It's cool.


Once upon a time, I found this place called the Pit. It wasnt a real pit because 95% of the kids in here couldnt make it out of a real pit. But this pit was still a warm fuzzy place where the grammar nazi's come out to play and where post rock is dominant.

Then one day there came along a young lad, who found his true calling. It was a call to homosexuality and his name was Johnny Buttercup.

Johnny had shiny, golden hair and such an innocent little boy face. Little did he know he was about to get plundered by the Alabama Black Snake.

Once Johnny had the Alamaba Black Snake he realized that this was why he was born. His true purpose in life. To take the big black penis in his tiny little manhole.

The end
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#10
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Yeah, no one's judging me for my child porn here.



You better share <_____________<
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#12
Remember one thing; The Grammar Nazis are the one thing holding the world together. They're the only barrier between us and the uncivilized hordes that roam YouTube and spread stupidity through out the web.

Quote by HaistaPaska92
I like the pit too. It might be a bottomless black void filled with the very excrement of the human population and full of stupid or angsty threads every day, but I like it nevertheless. It gives me t3h Lulz

You're thinking about YouTube.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Dec 8, 2011,
#13
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Remember one thing; The Grammar Nazis are the one thing holding the world together. They're the only barrier between us and the uncivilized hordes that roam YouTube and spread stupidity through out the web.



your right. I wouldnt be able to handle a world full of Beibers
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Quote by JamSessionFreak
Remember one thing; The Grammar Nazis are the one thing holding the world together. They're the only barrier between us and the uncivilized hordes that roam YouTube and spread stupidity through out the web.

throughout, not through out you IMBECILE
#16
Quote by VillainousLatin
I think the only person that gets laughed at because of his sexual preference is Axelfox


Why? Is he having with midgets?
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#17
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Why? Is he having with midgets?


I want to bang a midget so badly. It is very erotic


Edit: if there are any sexy midget women here pm me
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#18
Quote by maddnotez
I want to bang a midget so badly. It is very erotic


Edit: if there are any sexy midget women here pm me



Its probably erotic cause its 1 step up from CP without getting arrested

<_<
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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#21
Quote by Deadlock Riff
Its probably erotic cause its 1 step up from CP without getting arrested

<_<



No they are grown little people
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#23
Quote by HaistaPaska92
throughout, not through out you IMBECILE

I have been defeated:

Also:

Quote by HaistaPaska92
[It's spelled] Throughout, not through out, you IMBECILE!

Fix'd!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Dec 8, 2011,
#24
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I have been defeated:

As my enemy disappears into a puff of smoke I collect the piles of gunpowder left in it's wake. 'Tis been a good day
#25
Quote by HaistaPaska92
As my enemy disappears into a puff of smoke I collect the piles of gunpowder left in it's wake. 'Tis been a good day

See my above post - it has been edited.
I'm pretty sure I've won.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
They should rename this place Mos Eisley, for the wretched hive of scum and villainy that it is.
#28
Quote by maddnotez
Have been logging onto UG for what 3-4 year or so. Never once entered the pit until the past few months. And I love it, despite all the grammar nazi's and people who think they are superior. This place cracks me up with some of the threads I read.

+1 for the Pit
3 - 4 years?! You need a good life
#29
Quote by JamSessionFreak
See my above post - it has been edited.
I'm pretty sure I've won.

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#30
Quote by LeakyFlask
Just remember why I hated this guy.


Because he insulted me last week. Right? Right?
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#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Because he insulted me last week. Right? Right?



Johnny you are inspiring my new book.

"The abused little manhole"
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#32
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Because he insulted me last week. Right? Right?

Well, actually, yeah, pretty much.
REGGIE
#33
Quote by LeakyFlask
Well, actually, yeah, pretty much.


gay love is alive and well in the Pit
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#34
Quote by HaistaPaska92
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Use this instead:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
Quote by maddnotez
Johnny you are inspiring my new book.

"The abused little manhole"


It's will be a best seller.

But your grammar is still not quite enough for a book I think.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#40
Quote by VillainousLatin
You know, I am not really good with English but is that correct or a grammar mistake?


Oh dear. Yes it is. How stupid of me.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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