#1
Anyone else been experimenting with this? I find offering Comics and CoD works better then candy now a days Plus you can't use an ice cream truck! Get a Vintage 60s Van, Kids love the colors!

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Last edited by Xter at Dec 8, 2011,
#3



I find free JLS merch to be most effective.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
Last edited by Banjocal at Dec 8, 2011,
#4
I'm not paying £40 just to entice a child...
They can have sweets or I'll just fucking kidnap them.

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I find free JLS merch to be most effective.


Yeah, if you want little girls
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I thought this would be about kids wearing those checkered shoes.
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#7
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm not paying £40 just to entice a child...
They can have sweets or I'll just fucking kidnap them.


Yeah, if you want little girls


Offer to play popcorn with them and to get "salted" they have to wrestle you
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#8
Get off my lawn.
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#9
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Get off my lawn.


I can't hear you, come to my van
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#10
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I can't hear you, come to my van

Is there candy?
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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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#11
Yo dawg, I herd u like Vans so I put Vans in my van so you can wear Vans while I rape you.
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#13


Sporting this beauty when I drop off my kids at school in the mornings.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#14
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Is there candy?


I got Jaw Breakers
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#15
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I can't hear you, come to my van

Be right there.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#16
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I got Jaw Breakers

Can I bring my jaw breakers?

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#17
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Be right there.


I call false! No kid has white hair!
But kids do have guns like yours with the caps covering the barrel
But I welcome you, I have a memory foam mattress
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Epiphone Black Beauty
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Blackheart Little Giant
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MXR Phase 90