#5
Pretty attractive lady in a maid outfit jittering on about random things?


I wholeheartedly approve.
#7
To what extent?
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#8
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Pretty attractive lady in a maid outfit jittering on about random things?


I wholeheartedly approve.

Y u combo break though
#9
But just a minute ago she was dancing, with not a hint of self-consciousness or self depreciation, we all talked graphically about her and she ignored them as if she couldn't read them. She says shes 18. "I'm legal" she brags...

what?
#10
Which?
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#11
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But just a minute ago she was dancing, with not a hint of self-consciousness or self depreciation, we all talked graphically about her and she ignored them as if she couldn't read them. She says shes 18. "I'm legal" she brags...

what?


What the **** do you google?
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#13
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What the **** do you google?


Consciousless, barely-legal, dancing, Asian French-Maids?
#14
Wtf is this?

A pointless webcam chat?
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#15
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lol I was on blogtv and I was looking for something to titalate me.


There needs to be an awkward silence smiley just for this moment.
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#16
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There needs to be an awkward silence smiley just for this moment.


I thought it would be more common. It can lasts for much longer than I do - I mean blogtv titillation as opposed to masturbating-, slow fap, pause, slow fap, pause, go get a mountain dew, make hotpockets, open /mu/-etc etc you get the point. Whereas porn I just cum and feel bad and go downstairs and pout and stuff.
#18
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Consciousless, barely-legal, dancing, Asian French-Maids?


I should try that.

excpect conscious-less? how is that conscious less?
#21
To be fair, I would rag her.

The one thing that annoys me about Blogtv and stickam is all the creeps who think she's their friend and when anybody asks a question to her they all answer. Shut up.
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#23
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#24
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Smart.
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#25
Quote by Jawlytomtom
I thought it would be more common. It can lasts for much longer than I do - I mean blogtv titillation as opposed to masturbating-, slow fap, pause, slow fap, pause, go get a mountain dew, make hotpockets, open /mu/-etc etc you get the point. Whereas porn I just cum and feel bad and go downstairs and pout and stuff.


That's what fapping is all about.
The good feeling doesn't last for long, so why should I spend so long building up to it?

I do it quickly and move on.
I've got other things to do
#26
Quote by institutions
That's what fapping is all about.
The good feeling doesn't last for long, so why should I spend so long building up to it?

I do it quickly and move on.
I've got other things to do


I spend more time searching for a video than I do actually wanking.
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#27
Quote by institutions
That's what fapping is all about.
The good feeling doesn't last for long, so why should I spend so long building up to it?

I do it quickly and move on.
I've got other things to do


Because building up that feel is delicious, especially on blogtv and then when you get into a legitmate conversation and interest with someone and then don't fap, yet leer at them and make them laugh that too is a good feel. You should try it I'm telling ya
#28
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I spend more time searching for a video than I do actually wanking.


Same here


Quote by Jawlytomtom
Because building up that feel is delicious, especially on blogtv and then when you get into a legitmate conversation and interest with someone and then don't fap, yet leer at them and make them laugh that too is a good feel. You should try it I'm telling ya


I'd much rather get it over with quickly and move on to something more productive.
I don't need to surf webcam sites trying to find someone to boost my self esteem
actually, it would be nice. ohgodmyselfesteemissolow.

Your way is weird. It sounds like you don't even end up finishing
#29
Quote by Jawlytomtom
Oh god...

my future employer's...


You think that's bad? One time my friend sent me rhino porn just to mess with me. Then we both sent some to this other kid.
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#30
Often times not institutions, but then again I don't go to school or do anything either.

But how would people link that to you or care? And how does one find rhino porn?