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#1
hello again every1. Aftr dat bad day with the pit yesterday i decided to make amands with you all. Im sorry for soundin like a troll/adbot. but you guys need 2 say sry 2 because ur behavior was inexusable. so here we go, lets start fresh.

I need advice. i took my girl of my dream on a date. we went 2 da movies and I did the classick yawn and reach arm around her (it worked ). Then she said she wantd 2 go somewere where we would b alone. so we sat by the lake at night and suddenly she kept trying to reach down my pants. I backed away & the date ended there. I took her home and b4 we seprated she tried to do it again. i dnt understand why she would try 2 do these things! wat is she after? she kept wanking at me (aka blinking with one eye) thru the whole skool day. what should i do, pit?

thanks everyone
#2
Please....Spell and punctuate correctly.


Please.
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#3
You should wank back at her.
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#5
just warning you, you're about to be trolled...
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#7
if she was wanking at you in school i think you should be worried about having proof that redefines the laws of physics and communication rather than your relationship
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#8
You should have wanked back at her.

EDIT: ^^^^ Ninja'd.
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#9
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she kept wanking at me (aka blinking with one eye) thru the whole skool day.

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#10
maybe you're the troll... hmmmm....
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#11
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she kept wanking at me (aka blinking with one eye) thru the whole skool day. what should i do, pit?

thanks everyone




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#12
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maybe you're the troll... hmmmm....
Im not

nd please people, i need advice. stop makin fun of my missspelling
#13
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wat is she after?
Your wank machine

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she kept wanking at me (aka blinking with one eye) thru the whole skool day.


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#14
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Im not

nd please people, i need advice. stop makin fun of my missspelling


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Please.


That's some good advice.
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#16
let her give you a handy. just make sure you wear a rubber. if she gets semen on her hands, she'll get pregnant.
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#19
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let her give you a handy. just make sure you wear a rubber. if she gets semen on her hands, she'll get pregnant.

This; it's how my sister got pregnant.
#20
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I lol'd when I read this.
dis isnt 4 u to lol'd at

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That's some good advice.
advice on da date, duuhh. dnt care about spellin. its da internt
#21
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let her give you a handy. just make sure you wear a rubber. if she gets semen on her hands, she'll get pregnant.


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#25
Either you're as stupid as a bag of rocks, or you're just being an ass. If you really are having issues, do first what is suggested and use proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar, in some degree, and only then will people take you seriously. If you are just being an ass, quit being an ass.
#27
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dis isnt 4 u to lol'd at

advice on da date, duuhh. dnt care about spellin. its da internt

We don't care about your problems then. It's the internet.

You're not even misspelling things because you don't know how. You're purposefully doing it, so you're just being stupid.


If the girl tries to get in your pants and you aren't comfortable, tell her. Talk about it. It really isn't that complicated.


EDIT: Disregard everything in this thread. The post above mine is the only possible answer. She just lost something in your pants, bro. No big deal.
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#28
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dis isnt 4 u to lol'd at

advice on da date, duuhh. dnt care about spellin. its da internt


Serious advice? Man up and grow a pair. More serious advice? The Relationship Thread would have been more welcoming of you. Even more serious advice? Stop thinking this place isn't going to poke fun at everything you do.
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#30
I think this maybe the wrong thread again.... should be in the relationship thread....

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#32
something the liberals don't tell you:

birth control only works if you insert the pill into the tip of your penis before intercourse.
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#33
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Either you're as stupid as a bag of rocks, or you're just being an ass. If you really are having issues, do first what is suggested and use proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar, in some degree, and only then will people take you seriously. If you are just being an ass, quit being an ass.
pfft i c people typin wurse than me on da net. y is every1 makin a big deal out of dis? i see othr threads on ug with worse grammer nd evry1 takes dem seriusly. plz piss off, u clearly hav da mentl problms and try 2 take out angr on da net. i jst ask 4 andvice and u bring dis bs? shame on u. shame on u for doin all that. look at my sig. it says 'if you dnt hav smthin to say thats' nice, dnt say at all'. i wud beet u up if i eva saw u. look out.
#34
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Unless he's taken advantage of. >_> Which is pretty much what it sounds like, if shes wanking him without him understanding whats happening.
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#36
She was wanking at you all day? And the teachers didn't do anything about it? Wish my middle school was like that.
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#38
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pfft i c people typin wurse than me on da net. y is every1 makin a big deal out of dis? i see othr threads on ug with worse grammer nd evry1 takes dem seriusly. plz piss off, u clearly hav da mentl problms and try 2 take out angr on da net. i jst ask 4 andvice and u bring dis bs? shame on u. shame on u for doin all that. look at my sig. it says 'if you dnt hav smthin to say thats' nice, dnt say at all'. i wud beet u up if i eva saw u. look out.
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#39
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Unless he's taken advantage of. >_> Which is pretty much what it sounds like, if shes wanking him without him understanding whats happening.


She's wanking AT him, not wanking him, so no worries.
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#40
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she kept wanking at me (aka blinking with one eye)

I laughed uncontrollably

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